SandersSides Incorrect Quotes (All ships and silly shenanigans)

~Analogical~

I don't really ship virge and Lo. But hey, it's a free country so yeah!
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Virgil: I heard you like bad boys..

Logan: ~Confused~

Virgil:.. Well I'm bad at everything
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Virgil: Logan?

Logan: What?

Virgil: What is life?

Logan: ...wh-...oh

Virgil and Logan: ~On the floor faced down~
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Virgil, about Deceit: Permission to punch him in the face?

Logan: Permission denied. Reluctantly.
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Logan: I made tea

Virgil: I don't want tea.

Logan: I didn't make the tea for you..This is my tea

Virgil: Then why are you telling me this?

Logan: It's my conversation starter.

Virgil: That's a lousy conversation starter

Logan: Oh, is it? We're making conversation. Checkmate.
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Virgil: You are obviously not listening, so I can tell you whatever I want.

Logan: Mm-hm, tell me about it

Virgil: I killed Roman last night.

Logan: I feel you.

Virgil: Now I have a taste for blood and I can not stop killing

Logan: Been there.
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Logan: Can you get some laundry detergent on your way back?

Virgil: Laundry Detergent?

Logan: You know, the liquid you put in the washing machine?

Virgil: OH! You mean the laundry sauce!

Logan: *highly disgusted* What the F*ck
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Logan: You are going to hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late

Virgil: Ha, jokes on you. I already hate myself
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Virgil: Do you think Logan is gay?

Roman: .........

Roman: Didn't you two make out last night?

Virgil: Yeah but what if he meant it as a friend!! (This one really isn't Analogical, but it was funny)
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Virgil: Hey L? Any wise words?

Logan: *slowly turns around* . . . . . Pumpkin spice, . . . Is for year-round flavoring

Virgil: *wHeEzE*
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Virgil: I want to be a caterpillar

Logan: Explain?

Virgil: They eat a lot. They sleep for while. And they wake up beautiful.

Logan: You do know that they only have a life span of a week, right?

Virgil: That's just adds another highlight
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Virgil: It is safe to assume I am panicking 25 hours a day.

Logan: There is only 24 hours in a day

Virgil: Jokes on you f*ucker, I add a whole extra hour everyday so I can panic even more.
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Imma end this great chapter because it is currently 3:33am where I live and I feel dead.
Goodnight you everyone in EST.

Have a safe and fantastic rest of your day/night! Until next time all you amazing people!

~Sam