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SandersSides Incorrect Quotes (All ships and silly shenanigans)

Humor

Basically these are some funny/ weird quotes I found online with my own little twist so it's not plagiarism. But I hope you like this, I will update it when I have time until then if you want Suggestions are open!!! Enjoy the book! ~Alyc

#funquotes #gay #incorrectquotes #logicality #loveislove #malelove #malexmale #platoniclove #pride #prinxiety #sanderssides #ships #thomassanders

~DecietMus~

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by Pattonlyamazing

by Pattonlyamazing

                                    
                                              Rat boi and Snek boi quotes. This ought to be fun! And maybe some of Remus, Deceit, and Virgil because it's hard to find ones tat have Deceit and Remus alone in them. Yay! 
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Deceit: ~Making Macaroni and Cheese~ 
                          Remus: ~Sitting in a box filled of packing peanuts~ *croNCH* 
                          Deceit: DON'T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!!!
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Remus: How is your morning going? 

                          Deceit: Well...Virgil just asked me what my favorite colour was, so I told him and he said I was wrong 
                          Remus: So, pretty normal
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Deceit: I'm going to go park the car, you go get us a table 
                          Remus: Got it!
                          *Later* 
                          Remus: ~Running as fast as possible with a table in his hands~ Start the car! Start the car! 
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Deceit : I can not believe I'm going to sleep with Remus, he is so weird 
                          Virgil: I mean, you don't have to-
                          Deceit: No, I'm gonna
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Remus: I'll get Virgil back. Dead or alive
                          Deceit: Alive!
                          Remus: Fine. 
                          Remus: ~mumbles to himself~ he didn't say anything about conscious, though.
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Deceit: YOU GAVE REMUS COFFEE?!?!?
                          Virgil: Of corse not, I gave him a can of fruit juice ~Shows 3 empty cans of red-bull~ 
                          Remus: ~Crashes through the window while wearing board shorts and a Shrek mask~ YIPPEE KI-YAY! LET ME HEAR YOU SCAREM IF YOU'RE WEIRD AND TIRED ~screams in pain~
                          Deceit: Oh dear god....
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Deceit: ~Gets his in the knees with a crowbar~ OW MY F*CKING KNEES! 
                          Roman: GET CROWBARRED, B*TCH!
                          Roman: thanks for the crowbar, Remus 
                          Deceit: Remus, What the f*ck?!??!
                          Remus: I don't know I'm bored!
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                          Word count: 268 
Sorry this one is a bit shorter then the others, it's mainly because it's tough for me to find these and having to find ones that I've not used and still put my own twist on it so it's not plagiarism, it's gets hard. But, I hope you guys have like this one just like the others! 
                          Have a great day/night! Until next time! 
~Sam