SandersSides Incorrect Quotes (All ships and silly shenanigans)

~More Random Quotes~

Honestly the title doesn't make sense, but basically this is any quotes that are funny and weird (especially weird with Remus in them) hope you enjoy!
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Virgil: Danger is my middle name

Patton: that's a lie

Patton: Your middle name is cutie pie

Patton: *Boops his nose*
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Patton: Reminder that tomorrow is trash day

Virgil: *walks outside and sits on the curb*
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Logan: Keep an eye on Roman today. He's going to say something dumb to the wrong person and get punched

Virgil: Sure. I'd love to see him get punched

Logan: Try again

Virgil: I will stop Roman from getting punched
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Virgil: Hey, Disease-

Deceit: My name is Deceit

Virgil: Oh, sorry. Anyways, Receipt

Deceit: Deceit.

Virgil: Right, My apologies. So-
Concrete

Deceit: it's DECEIT

Virgil: Pardon me, my mistake.
Anyways listen, Despacito-
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Roman: *out of no where* THE FLOOR IS HATING VIRGIL!!

Patton: *Latches onto the ceiling*

Virgil: *drops to the floor*

Everyone else simultaneously: VIRGIL NO!
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Logan: I'm off to that meeting

Virgil: Forgetting something?

Logan: Ah Yes! *Kisses Virgil's forehead gently*

Virgil: I meant your wallet *mumbles* but thank you
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Virgil: What's this napkin on the door for?

Deceit: oh, Remus keeps walking into the door, I thought this might help.

Remus: *enters the room* oh cool, a floating napkin *Walks right into the glass door*
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Deceit: If you hate yourself and you know it clap your hands

Virgil: *claps*

Patton: *slaps Virgil*
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Deceit: Do not worry I have everything under control

*Explosions off in the distance*

Deceit: Ignore that
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Patton: If I cut off my leg

Patton: And swig it at your face

Patton: Am I hitting you or kicking you?

Virgil: I think you'd mentally scar me more then anything
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Virgil: What color is Romans shirt?

Patton: Light Grey

Logan: Grey

Virgil: Now tell me what you think it is?

Roman: *mumbles* Dark white...
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Deceit: Remus, do you even know where Europe is?

Remus: I know it's a place...I'm pretty sure
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Remus: Do you know what the question I'm asked most often?

Logan: "Will you please leave the premises?"
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Roman: Logan, I knight thee in the name of the father

Patton: *waves*

Roman: the son

Virgil: *dabs*

Roman: and the unholy spirits

Remus and Deceit: *screeching*
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~Thomas is about to go to sleep~

Remus: Y'know if you sleep right now, you wouldn't know if a meteor is coming down here and you'll wake up dead

Thomas: Oh my god, just shut up and let me rest
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Logan: Alright does anyone know what PEMDAS, stands for?

Virgil: Please End My Depression And Suffering?

Logan: ....No?

Patton: Please Excuse My Dear Angry Son?

Logan: No!

Roman: Please Excuse My Darling Angelic Sword.

Logan: You really do have a weird relationship with that gigantic stake knife
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Remus: I've got a riddle for you. What has four legs and isn't alive?

Patton: Nice try. It's a chair.

Remus: *holding Patton's dead dog* Not this time
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Word count: 529
Aaaand on that disturbing note (sorry not sorry) I'm going to stop writing it's 1am and I have to do something tomorrow. I will keep updating this story as often as possible.

Have a safe and fantastic rest of your day/night. Until next time!
~Sam signing off~