Hamburger please - Pink Guy x Reader Fanfic

Chapter 6 : 2 Shots 1 Man

Safari man grabbed some bottles of liquor and a big and old bottle of sake from a shelf. They were all either half way down or almost empty, but because of the amount of them it was like having 3 filled bottles.

"Ahaha!" the japanese man said, "its time for some good ol' booze fellas! The food was good but it's time to get the fluids going you know what i mean? ahahaha!!"
Frank started howling at the sight of the alcohol, and Pink Guy started breakdancing out of excitement. Salamander Man on the other hand, looked down for the feast, and opted for some old beer cans he found laying around. And Drone just left to one of the bedrooms. "Woah!! Franku!!" said Safari Man pointing at Frank's reaction, "Dont get too excited. I know you're kind of weak for the drink, so dont go too hammer on this one! Ahaha! You little pussy!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP" Frank screamed, getting up from his seat and leaning towards Safari Man. "I ain't no pussy! Of course i can handle it. Y/n, never listen to this shithead, always saying bullshit. Little shit-shit" Frank said with offended gestures while sitting back with his arms crossed.
"Oh and don't worry y/n! I bought some orange juice for you~!" Safari Man told me, while laying a big bag of orange juice boxes on the table.

Now, im somewhat of an expert in drinking. You see, spending 3 years by myself playing my Pepsiman drinking game (Pepsobismol™ ; one beer everytime i lose, one shot when its game over.) made me kind of "stonger" one might say.

"Uh, i appreciate it but, I'll drink with you guys." i responded, kinda proudly actually. "Oh wow Pink Guy! I see you have good taste. Haha!". I looked at Pink Guy curious and midly blushed, but he just winked at me with a silly smile. My heart started to beat fast, so in desperate need to hide these feelings, i grabbed one of the bottles on the table and chugged it down without looking at what i was drinking.
"Damn Y/n, don't start without us!" Frank said looking at me surprised. "Ahh.. Ohh... S-sorry" i said in between breaths.

Im not sure how much time passed. Frank drank two shots of vodka just to instantly pass out in the middle of the third shot and slept on the table. Salamander man, seemingly unsatisfied with the beer, finally joined us and drank using his recorder as a straw while slapping Pink Guy's ass after every sip.
And Pink Guy got the (not so) excellent idea of drinking from his ukulele. Seemed as a good idea at first, until he broke one of the strings by accident and cried on the couch for 5 minutes straight. And Safari Man was as red as every drunk japanese man stereotype you can imagine, laughing loudly and sometimes screaming a mix of english and japanese gibberish while hitting the table with his fist.
I was taking it as best as i could. I stared at Pink Guy with exorbitant eyes most of the time, and he would stare at me back in response,and we would just stare at eatchother's souls for some time until we both blinked and jumped in sync as if in realiziation that we have to keep drinking. We kept that going for half an hour.
We all talked nonsense and screamed every once in a while. Pink Guy grabbed his broken ukulele to play some tunes with Salamander Man, but they both failed horribly.
Well, Salamander Man wasn't that bad. It sounded pretty but the recorder was filled with beer and napkins, which made the tune a little unpleasant.
And Pink Guy... He played for a bit, and in the middle of the horrifying sounds of the badly tuned and broken uke, he puked on the floor.
Luckily, he puked away from Salamander Man (unintentionally, tho). In response to this, Salamander Man stared at the chair Pink Guy (who was now on the floor). "N-nyesss???" he asked looking down at the pink man on the floor. "mmMMMnhgggggGggGaaHh" ["I-i'm okay, don't worry"] responded Pink Guy, to then stand up and clean his chest. "Fuckkk the policee coming straiggghhhtt from the undergroundd" ["Nothing happened here"] Pink Guy affirmed while sitting next to me again and cleaning his mouth with his hand.

After a while of the same nonsense talking and screaming, Safari Man pointed at Salamander Man. "Sanshō̄o~~!!! I dare you to drink this!!!" the japanese man said at him while grabbing random liquor from the table and mixing it into an empty and dirty ramen bowl. He then carelessly grabbed some of Pink Guy's vomit from the floor and added it to the drink. He grabbed a rat from under the table, take out some hairs from it, took some dust and random crumbs from the table, add all of it as the finishing touch, and mixed everything up with his finger.

"uhhhhh" Salamander Man hesitated at first. "Come on it's not that bad!" Safari Man assured him, "you probably won't even taste anything!"
"N-nyessss" Salamander Man responded looking directly at the ramen bowl filled with a bright orange liquid and hair floating over it.
He grabbed the bowl with both of his hands and kept looking at it with hesitation.

"CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG" Safari Man started howling
"cHuG cHUgg chUgG cHuGG" Pink Guy joined him.
Frank woke up from his deep sleep and in cofusion with his surroundings and with zero understanding of what was going on, he joined as well.
"yyyeeAAAHHH CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG"
I excitedly joined too, but my weak chanting was covered by their loud voices.

"NYEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!" Salamander Man screamed with his eyes wide open before chugging the whole thing. He was sweating to the core but drank the entire bowl 'til the last drop. After it, he smashed the bowl against the floor and let out his last “nyess” just to stand up and instantly fall on the couch.

"Well, that was fun! Am i right Franku?" Safari Man said looking at Frank, but quickly realized that he went to sleep on the couch with Salamander Man, both hugging eatchother in fetal position.
"So..." i said to Safari Man with a tired and wasted face, "do you got more challenges for us?" I looked at Pink Guy with a silly smirk and he smiled back.
"Of course i do!!!" he responded, "Don't even get me started!!! Hahahaa!!"
He then grabbed a bunch of shit from under the table, and some plastic cups and plates.

We ate and drank so many things that were definitely not safe for consumption... It was really fun. I never really had any friends to do fun stuff with, you know, since im such a fucking piece of pathetic lonely shi-- oops, sorry. What was i saying? Oh yeah...

Pink Guy and i were wasted as fuck, and we kept staring at eachother for long periods of time. Safari Man would try to snap us out of it, but Pink Guy always stared at me again.
After one of the challenges, Safari Man, drunk and sweaty, came up with the last one.
"Hey!! I d-dare you two to play spin the bottle!! Hahahaa!!" he said very loudly while pointing at me and Pink Guy.
We both looked at Safari Man kind of confused, but as drunk as we were, we didnt think too much about it and accepted.

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