Hamburger please - Pink Guy x Reader Fanfic

Chapter 7: Please Stay

Safari man, excited like a child and drunk like my dad after coming back home at 4am, grabbed the first empty bottle he saw and placed it on the table. Except he actually slammed it against it and it shattered into pieces.

"Oopsie" Safari Man said, covering his mouth with his fingers.

Pink Guy grabbed another bottle and gently placed it horizontally on the table. Safari Man then collapsed over it, pushing the bottle to the floor and making it shatter yet again.

"WHAT THE FUCK MATE" Pink Guy screeched.

"Y-yeaaaHHHHH wh-what the fuck Safari Man" Frank hopped in out of nowhere with his eyes closed from the couch he was sleeping in, still holding tightly to the still asleep Salamander Man.

Pink Guy and i stared at Frank in confusion, but he immediately went back to sleep resting his head on Sal's shoulders.

"So, they all passed out..." i said looking at Pink Guy, "and i don't think playing this with only 2 people is going to be a lot of fun...". Pink Guy and i looked down in silence for some seconds. "Hhhmmmmmm" Pink Guy went and sat down on the floor with his legs crossed, rocking himself left to right while looking around the room like a little kid.

Right when i was about to ask him what he wants to do, we both yawned in sync.
"oh, well... It's late and i don't want to keep bothering you so, i should be going now" i stood up and headed to grab my coat, but his soft hand grabbed mine and pulled me back.

"P-please stay"

His normally itchy and high pitched voice suddenly shifted to a soft and attractive tone, which made my spine shiver like an old lady with osteoporosis.

We were only centimeters away from eatchother, and his soft warm hand hold thighty to mine. My heart raced faster than an obese woman running away on her scooter after shoplifting.

I thought about it.
I live right in front of him, what's the problem with staying over at the house of an alcoholic screeching man in a pink suit that you just met like yesterday and also lives with other sketchy looking men? Right?

"O-okay" i answered to a nonexistent question while our faces where only a millimeter away.

"SuGOI!" he responded with a big smile.

He leads me to what i assume it's his bedroom, still holding tightly to my hand.
We both then stare at the bed... a small bed... made for one person...

Oh.

"eeeee" he mutters. "Do you got any blankets and shit? I can sleep on the floor, it's okay really, i dont care." i assured him, but he quickly shook his head left to right.

"Nno no. U can't sleep on da fl00r. We can sleep in bed mane, no problemo." he told me while winking and lifting his thumb up. "But, i don't think we'll both fit in there--" even though part of me wanted it, i tried to convince him, but my lips were quickly shut down by his index finger.

"ssshshshshshshshssshhhhhh. We sleep bed. It okay" the smirk that accompanied that phrase made another shiver go down my spine. I think i might have a serious problem.

"o-oh ok" words tried to get out of my mouth as he was still pressing down against my lips, which were probably red thanks to the force of his long wolverine nails.

As Pink Guy was "cleaning" the bed (he just threw all the shit there was on the floor), i basically asked him:

"Oh, uh, i don't have any clothes to sleep with"

"0oh"

He then started to search down the bed for any clothes he could find. The only thing he found was a Hawaiian shirt that looked exactly like Safari Man's.

"hhee?" ["Would this work?"]

"Uhh sure, but umm, do you got any pants too?"

"ohhh... Uhh... Emm... Oi mate les drenk som te" ["... How do i say this... "]

"You guys don't have any pants?"

"eeemmmnnggggg uuggggggggeeeheheheh mmmmmmnnnneeeaaahhh" ["Saf only has one, and he's always wearing them. Frank only uses boxers and thongs, and well, me and Sal don't really need them"]

"Wha- What about uhh, George?"

"shhhhiiieeettttttttt maneee das a hotttt dinnnguzzzz" ["He locks his room when he leaves us alone, and i don't know when he's coming back, so..."]

We both stared at the bed for some seconds, in awkward silence.

"I guess... I'll sleep in my underwear... I'm sorry"

"nahhh it oke mane"

"uhh... Imma go change now"

"aiggght"

I grabbed Safari Man's shirt and went into the bathroom. As i was taking off my clothes i looked at my reflection in the mirror and said out loud to myself:

"what the fuck"

I couldn't stop thinking. What am i doing here? Is this even real? Im about to sleep with this dude im falling in love with since fucking yesterday.
Is this meant to be?
Could this be real love?
Finally?

Thankfully Safari Man's shirt was big enough for me to cover my crotch, and i walked out of the bathroom quietly trying to not wake up the others. I covered my mouth as i giggled at the sight of all of them, practically dead and snoring in sync.

I went inside the bedroom and i saw Pink Guy, already in bed, tugged up to a side resting like a baby. He was so cute.

I tried my best to not bother him as i tugged myself in, and right after it, he curled over to me and hugged me, face to face.

"P-Pink guy--"

He didn't respond, and he just sighed with a smile as he kept holding onto me tightly.

My face felt smoking hot, and my thoughts were a mess.

I quickly fell asleep though, overwhelmed by the warmth and comfort of his presence.

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Manamejeff
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