Hamburger please - Pink Guy x Reader Fanfic

Chapter 9: 7-Eleven

We walked to the elevator while he crawled next to my leg and kept gagging and coughing (but not vomiting... Yet) inside the paper boxes. As the elevator door opened (and it was empty, thank god), i saw our reflection on the mirror walls. Look at us. A dying-methhead looking short girl and a gigantic pink baby crawling to my leg with vomit and snot strains on his mouth. 

We're so cute together.

We went inside and i leaned my back on the corner of the elevator, with my arms and legs crossed. Pink Guy looked up and down at me, amused. He jumped on my legs and started humping me like a dog. "PINK GUY!!! " i yelled and blushed, "STOOoooOO00P~~" i tried to get him off while giggling and looking away. I couldn't lie to myself... I liked what he was doing.

"OOOUUUUUUAUUUUU UH UH AUUAUUUWAAHH" he screeched.
"P-Pink Guy... Please... Not here..."
Then, the doors opened.
And there, people were standing outside, waiting to get in but horrified at the sight of this sin against nature.

My eyes, wide open. And my lips, almost hitting the floor. I looked just as terrified as them. "I-- I-. I'm--"  Words tried to get out of my mouth, but the pure embarrassment was too strong.
Pink Guy on the other hand, already ran away on all fours, with his tongue out.

"PINK GUY, WAIT" i screamed. Running behind him while the people stood still, following us with their heads, still horrified and confused.
"Pink Guy-sama! Don't leave me like that!" i tried to catch my breath since my lungs work like those of a morbidly obese middle-aged man.
"AAAUUGGGGHHHJJJJJAAAIIIIIHJJJJ" ["I was nervous. I apologize, my love."] the pink man said with both eyes looking at opposite ways, dried vomit lying on his chin, shinning with the sunlight emanating from the glass doors of the building's entrance. A beautiful scene laying on my eyes.

"My love"? I couldn't hide my blushing face. He didn't mean it like that, right? No... It couldn't be... I probably heard wrong... How could such a beautiful creature ever consider me their love...

We walked outside and he held tightly to my hand while squatting like a kid, puking and gagging onto his bag, and jumping around while screaming. After yelling nonsense towards somebody's dog, he went back to holding my hand and squatting besides me. Everytime his hand softly squeezed mine i could feel my heart flutter and jump in excitement, but i held myself from revealing these feelings more than my blush and racing heart could express.

We got to the 7-Eleven pretty quickly, and as we got closer to the entrance i could feel Pink Guy's hand tense against mine, and i saw the nervousness in his face. "Is everything okay?" i looked down at him, softly squeezing his hand back. "EEEIIIEEEEEHHHHHH,,,, HHHHHH,,, HH, " ["aw hell naw man they dont like me in deez corners"] he avoided my eyes and looked around while a drip of sweat fell along his forehead. "Oh... what did you do? Do we have to go to another one?". "HHHHHH OHHHH FUCKKK YEAHHHHHHH OHHH FUCKKKKK!!!" ["aw iz coolio man if shit goes down i got da glock u know what im saying"] His big smile and squinted eyes glowed at me like a ray of sunshine, and i felt like i could trust my life on him.

I shook my head and we finally walked through the doors. I only could walk some steps with him to the meds aisle and, immediately, i heard the cashier yell. His voice was thick and quick. "HEY YOU! YOU PINK GUY!" He started pointing at the little scared pink man beside me. "I TOLD YOU I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU IN HERE AGAIN YOU FUCKING FREAK! GO DO YOUR FREAK SHOW SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. IM NOT DEALING WITH YOU AGAIN!" He ran up to us from the counter with angry steps and an equally angry waving finger. Pink Guy, still holding to my leg, started hissing at the worker and muttering multiple slurs. Waving his puke-bag around. 

"I-I'm sorry we just--" I struggled to speak. The man was tall, wide, and very intimidating. Mf built like Steve from Minecraft. Before my pause became way too long, i spoke again. "We just need some pills and we're out. I don't want to cause any trouble... and i'm sure he doesn't want trouble either." I looked down at Pink Guy, shortly pulling his hand.