Hamburger please - Pink Guy x Reader Fanfic

Chapter 8 Or 9 What Am I Doinf Anymlre Senf Heñp

In the middle of my sleep the beggining of a strong storm woke me up. It was raining heavily and the sound of the wind and thunders kept me awake.
I quickly realized i was resting my head on Pink Guy's chest while his arms were around me. My heart started beating so fast and my cheeks turned so red, and the strong lightings and thunders weren't helping me to stay calmed. Suddenly his soft fingers started combing my hair.

"大丈夫か?" ["You okay there?"]

His voice was so different, so soft, so soothing, so weirdly attractive for it to have come from such a character. As he spoke i could feel a strain of his saliva falling on my forehead. Disgusting.

He did looked asian after all, so i wasn't too surprised for his perfect japanese. Thankfully though, all those years of me learning japanese on Rosetta stone back in my weeb phase are finally paying off, so i did understand what he said. But i was too nervous to respond him back with my horrible pronunciation.
"T-the storm woke me up," i replied while sinking my head on his chest. "and i can't go back to sleep. Sorry if i woke you up as well."
"心配する必要はありません..." ["Don't worry..."] by the way it sounded, i knew he was smiling. "I'm here for y-"
But before he ended, someone bursted into the room.
"Pink Guy i know you're awake where's my la-"
It was... George.
Me and Pink Guy, both taken by surprise, quickly pushed eachother away, making us fall from the sides of the small bed.
"Sorry!" the guy quickly shut the door and i could hear how he muttered "What the fuck" as he walked away.

"Pink Guy I'm so sorry--"
"Y/n I'm so sorry--"

"..."

We both laughed with our heads sticking out from both sides of the bed.
"What time is it?" i asked him while trying to stand up. "I don't fucking know maen". I reached to the night stand to grab my phone and--

Oh wait, there's no night stand... And my phone is in my coat... And my coat is... in the kitchen...

"Uh Pink Guy," i said while trying to put on my pants and looking at the floor, "can you go to the kitchen for me and bring me my coat? I don't wanna go out like this". As i stood up and looked back at him, he was basically dead, sleeping and snoring loudly on the bed.
I sighed and stared at him for a bit. The bright orange street lights beaming over his soft face made him look like an angel, drooling and filling the pillow with saliva.
I slightly opened the door, looking at the kitchen trough the crack. As far as i was aware, they were all still asleep, so i opened the door carefully and slowly made my way to grab the coat.
"Oh, hi" petrified, i heard a vaguely familiar voice. George.
He was leaning against the kitchen counter while sipping on a mug of, what i assumed was, coffee.

"ah eh, hi. Good.... Morning?"

"Afternoon"

"Afternoon..."

He looked at me up and down, sipping again on his mug while raising his eyebrows.

"Is that... Safari Man's shirt?"

"Oh umm, yeah"

"Oh, ok"

"haha"

"heh"

"heheh"

"ha"

"haaa"

"huh"

"uhhh"

I grabbed my coat and sprinted to Pink Guy's room. Right when i slammed the door and bursted in, i crashed into Pink Guy, and we screamed and held eachother as we fell down.
He was sleeping like a log some seconds ago, what?
"AAAAAEEEEAAAEEEAA" he screamed when we landed. I was on top of him, red to the core.
Our faces were centimeters away from eatchother, and I felt like i was inside a bad anime or a self-published hentai.
"Fuck--" my hand slipped, and our lips collided like a turd falling into a toilet.
If i already was red like a tomato, then by now i was a hot beaming fucking sun about to explote.
His lips were soft and i could taste a sent of strawberry, alcohol, and urine. But i didn't care. For those short seconds, i felt in a different world. I felt something i never felt before.
It felt like i did it on purpose, but honestly at this point i dont even know anymore.
It felt wrong and it felt right. But it couldn't. No, it couldn't.
Then, i broke the kiss.
"I'm... I-" i slowly stood up. "I should go now. Sorry."
"N-No pleaASE" he screeched, trying to stand up. Too late, i was already outside the room.
As i quickly walked to the kitchen i started hearing a distant violin playing. Weird.
I already had my stuff, so i rushed to the door and-
The door was locked.
Well no shit.
"ahhhggghh the ke-- keys are under the fridggge" i heard Frank's dead voice coming from the couch. "Oh, thanks Frank" "yeah no problem mate".
Right when i was about to look under the fridge to find the keys, i heard Pink Guy screeching and coming towards me.
I quickly turned around to see him. "YYYYYYYY/NNNNNNNN!!!!" he screamed as he jumped over me. I catched him, his legs around my waist, his head resting on my shoulder and sobbing all over it, and my hands around his ass.
"What are you doing?" i asked with red cheeks while giggling.
"私を置き去りにしないで y/n ~~!!!"
["Please don't leave me y/n!!!"] he screetched, face made a mess filled with tears, snot falling off his nose and mouth drooling.
He is pretty heavy and i could barely hold him up, I'm pretty sure i was leaving a mark on his ass from grabbing it so thightly so he wouldn't fall. Maybe he likes that? I don't know. Why am i thinking about that?
"I live right here Pink Guy, it's not that big of a deal--"
"Can i walk you to your door? Please?"
He sounded like a child screaming.
"Eh uh, okay" i tried to make the words come out of my mouth. "So, do yo want me to take you like this, or?" i gently pat his ass, telling him to get off.
"まあ、私は気にしないだろう" ["Well, i wouldn't mind"] he smirked with pink cheeks. What a bitch.
"I need to get the keys you know" i looked down at the bottom of the fridge and then back at him, just to be rewarded with not even a single move.

"aight".

Still trying to hold him, i gently got down and tried to get the keys and not let him fall and break my spine as well. I grabbed the keys, got up (with difficulty) and he just looked at me with such a happy bitch face. I could literally throw him right now.
But i can't even hurt him.
Look at him.
Smiling with his cute hot red face and still drooling even with his mouth shut.

"Ok, I'll try to open the door." i anxiously said. He's definitely going to fall.
The motherfucker buried his smiley face on my chest and didn't say a word.
He isn't going to fall, I'll drop him.

"Uh, bye guys! It was a good night, probably the best i ever had. Take care and i hope we can do it anoth-"

"FUCK OFF WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE", Frank screamed from the couch.

"Okay."

We went out and i closed the door, still holding Pink Guy tightly from his ass.
" "CaN i waLk yoU tO yoUR d00r?". Looks like im the dumbass carrying you to my door" i said looking around, struggling to get my keys. "You're fucking heavy dude, you owe me one now".

"ああ本当に。~" ["Oh, really~?"] He lifted his face up and locked his eyes on mine, looking at me with a dumb smirk.
"C-can you stop that? You don't need to talk in jap all the time, you know?" i said irked and blushed.

"Oke~"

"AaaAagh"

I finally unlocked my door and i kicked it open with my foot.
"So do you wanna come in or not?" i was exhausted and just wanted to get him off me. His ass and my hands were becoming one at this point. His ass was like a squishy, so at least it was mad comfy doe.

"Mmnnfnfhgeee fhfuuiiiiii ggguugguguguhhhhahhahaha" ["you sounded like you wanted to leave before, why do you want to be with me now?"]
"UH BECAUSE....." my eyes were furiously moving in circles trying to not make eye contact, "BECAUSE I FUCKING UHH CHANGED MY MIND. YES OR NO?"

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm...." with one arm around my neck and the other one laying on his chin, he looked left and right like having a hard time thinking.

"My arms can't handle it anymore, please" i begged him to just let me throw him somewhere.
"aight mate do u got fornait doe?"

"THANKS GOD"
I shooted him in a perfectly straight line to my couch like a professional football player and he landed gracefully like a leaf on it.

"nic3 sh0t mang"

I closed the door as loud as i could and i threw myself on the couch as well.
"Don't you need like a painkiller or something? I swear to god i got such a bad headache it feels like I'm loosing beaincells by the second" i said, passing my hands through my hair.
"Nah mane i dont need tha shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-" he kept going and it was concerning, "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"are you okay?"eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet."

"uhh"

"Imm toutalle finE mANG!!!!!! On jah!!!"

"you sure you're fine?"

"..."

...He then instantly projectile-vomited from the couch to floor like a dog...

"oh god..."

"i-im güd b,,, broi don,t worre"

"Stay here, im gonna go out to get something."

"eeeeehhgjgjgkkki gghfhfjfjiiyuuuyyy?????????" ["Can i go with you???"]

"No no no, stay here. I dont want you to be vomiting all over the elevator please."

"BRUH"

"What?"

"どうぞ~~~~" ["Pleaseeeeee"] He looked at me with puppy eyes and a mouth with strains of vomit... How could i say no?

".... Okay, but grab some paper bags from the drawer next the sink please"

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