Edward: Im back after taking a long break and now im ready to react to any ships the fandom recommends.
Edward: Rose decided to join me today.
Rose: Hello everyone!
Edward: Today's ship is Edward X Roy......
Edward: ......................*mutters* the day i get with that stupid coronel is the day my name is Riza Hawkeye
Rose: Ed, are you ok?
Edward: NO!!!!!!!
Roy: Hey Fullmetal, you should finish your paperwork.
Edward: FOLLOW YOUR ADVICE FIRST, YOU DUMB CORONEL!!!
Roy: YOU SHOULD RESPECT YOUR SUPERIORS PIPSQUAK!!!
Rose: Stop fighting!!
Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT DUST PARTICLES DONT COMPARE!!!
Roy: ME!!!!
Winry: EDWARD, STOP FIGHTING WITH THE CORONEL OR ELSE ILL BEAT YOU WITH MY WRENCHES!!!
Edward: FINE!!!
Roy: Whats todays ship?
Rose: Edward x Roy
Roy: *laughs* That's is the funniest lie i ever heard!!
Rose: Im not lying, Sir
Roy: If i got with anyone it would be the Lieutenant, not that short pipsqueak!
Winry: *walks in the room with a wrench in hand* Is that yelling i hear? Alphonse is sleeping after staying up all night doing an English essay for class.
Rose: He's in school? What grade is he in?
Winry: 12th grade, also known as the worst year of high school.
Edward: I'll stop yelling if that bastard coronel stops calling me short.
Roy: Fine, Fullmetal
Winry: *sighs* sometimes i feel like the oldest
Alphonse: *tiredly walks in the room holding a teddy bear*
Rose: Hi Al
Alphonse: Hi Rose
Alphonse: brother, im thirsty *yawns*
Edward: what would you like?
Alphonse: warm milk*yawns*
Edward: Sure, little bro
Edward: *pours milk in a cup, uses alchemy to warm it up and hands the cup to Al* Here
Alphonse: thanks brother *starts walking to his room blowing on his cup of milk to cool it down*
Edward: I rate todays ship -0/10000000000
Roy: never thought id agree with the pipsqueak but i do
Edward: Grr
Winry: Ed.....
Edward: fine
Edward: Truth is taking requests for ships, and we all can agree on Roy x Edward being the worst ship in anime.
Roy: I got to see the lieutenant now, Bye
Rose: See you all next time
Winry: Bye
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Author's Note
I'm trying to keep this cannon, I'm not hating on RoyEd, but in cannon Roy and Ed don't like each other and would rather kill the other then even admit they like the others company.
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Edward Elric reacting to Fullmetal Alchemist
HumorEdward Elric decides to rate Fullmetal Alchemist ships in exchange for his brother's body, feel free to comment ships. (Any art here is not mine)
