Truth: Today's ship was recommended by annadog2005
Edward: It's been a while since I was last here
Alphonse: Yeah, I missed doing these reactions, it was was fun to see you get embarrassed (insert evil innocent smile here-)
Edward: T-that's not something I expected to hear from you
Alphonse: So brother what's today's ship?
Edward: Let me see *looks at picture* It's me and Greed?
Alphonse: Didn't we see this ship last chapter?
Truth: Alphonse, the fourth wall...
Alphonse: S-sorry
Truth: Don't do it again *flex tapes the wall*
Alphonse: Alright
Edward: Why do I have to be shipped with everyone?!!
Windy: Because your the protagonist!!!
Truth: *sighs*
Alphonse: Being the protagonist sounds like a scary job
Truth: I quit *stops taping the fourth wall and lets it fall to the ground*
Alphonse: S-sorry Truth I didn't mean too!
Truth: Edward should watch the fourth because he's the protagonist and I quit *leaves*
Edward: Wait no!!!
Winry: Ed, you have to rate today's ship
Edward: sadly I rate it a zero because you can't date a ghost
Alphonse: What do you mean by ghost?
Edward: I miss Greed, he was a good friend
Greed: I'm not dead?
Edward: Sometimes I still hear his voice
Greed: I'm not dead you shortie!!
Edward: Who you calling so short you can't even see between grains of sand!!!
Winry: is it me or is Ed's weird quips for being called short getting worse?
Alphonse: I think he's running out of idea's finally
Greed: I rate the ship a three out of ten!!
Winry: That's fine, totally fine....(secretly planning Greeds murder)
Greed: I have the sudden feeling I should run, catch ya later!! *runs out the room*
Alphonse: Brother, you should get started on fixing the fourth wall now
Edward: Why me?
Winry: Because your the protagonist
Edward: I'm starting to regret being a protagonist
Alphonse: You said that a little too late
Winry: You're the main character, you have to deal with it
Edward: First I'm forced to drink milk and now I'm forced to endure the pain of being a protagonist?!!
Winry: Yes
Alphonse: Sorry brother but Winry is right you have to start drinking your milk
Winry: I was referring to Ed dealing with the pain of being a protagonist, but you do have to start drinking milk
Edward: Noooooo!!!! You'll never get me to drink milk!!!!
Winry: You sure about that?!!
Edward: Yes!!
Alphonse: Brother don't you mean no, because Winry can and will get you to drink milk?
Edward: I hate that you're right
Alphonse: You should probably start running
Edward: If I don't come back, Winry killed me *starts running while Winry chases him with a jug of milk*
Alphonse: I guess I should start fixing the fourth wa- Awww a cat!! *plays with the cat*
In the end Truth fixed the fourth wall because he can't quit his job, because the author said so
Truth: I don't see how this is fair
Author: Life isn't fair deal with it unless you want to be the protagonist
Truth: I rather keep this job
Author: Good choice
Things we learned today- by Edward
Edward: why do I have to do thi- never mind I know, it's because I'm the protagonist
Winry: Because you th- Oh you said it first
Edward: Just let me finish this segment so i can finally sleep
Winry: Fine
Edward: First we learned being the protagonist sucks, especially if your from Attack on Titan
Winry: Ed, you're not supposed to mention Attack on Titan the fans will think this is some sort of advertisement to watch the new season!!!-
Edward: I was just stating facts without spoiling Dan-
Winry: Shush!!
Edward: Or Agam-
Winry: Shush!!!!!
Edward: I guess I should go back to finishing the segment so I can plan a prank idea for that bastard coronal!!
Edward: Secondly, we learned milk sucks
Winry: It's not that bad, you're just a coward!!
Edward: *throws a uno reverse card at Winry and runs*
Winry: D-did he just! He will regret this!!! *chases Ed*
Alphonse: Mei, you think we should shop her?
Mei: No, let it happen, Edward did it to himself, also this is nice blackmail material
Alphonse: I-i alright *mildly scared*
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Author's Note- I apologize for being missing for a year and a half, I had to move around three(four kinda) times during that time and I lost my account password during that time, it took a while for me to get it back, and quarantine wasn't the greatest. I appreciate everyone that read this fic, I didn't expect it to get this popular so thank you.
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Edward Elric reacting to Fullmetal Alchemist
HumorEdward Elric decides to rate Fullmetal Alchemist ships in exchange for his brother's body, feel free to comment ships. (Any art here is not mine)
