Me: Ok well, i only need 2 of u...bad choice of words...
Deceit: oh, u didn't get asked a question or dared something?
Me: yes i did, well u did... MOM, DAD, DICKHEAD!
Logan, Patton and Remus: yes?
Me: *whispers dare to Patton*
Patton: o-ok...
Logan: why did he stutter? Its never a good thing when he-
Me: its good... *evil smirk*
Patton: *leans in with a sudden courage and almost kisses Logan* *pauses in front of Logan's lips, tempted to just kiss them* *swiftly moves and kisses Logan's cheek*
Logan: *grabs Patton by the waist and pulls him into a deep kiss*
Me: *is fangirling in a corner*
Roman: *is waiting, wishing that could be him and Virgil* +who else pictured Roman checking and fixing his nails? Y'know, like Chloe from miraculous ladybug? No? Ok, ill go home...+
Remy: *is acting cool and sipping his Starbucks while internally fangirling*
Remus: *decides to pull a prank and walks over to me and tells me the plan*
Dee: *is wishing that could be him and Remy*
Me: *decides to ruin the moment after 3 minutes of logicality kissing* *clears throat* VIRGIL!
Virgil: *walks in the room and finds logicality ending a kiss, me and Remus planning the prank, Remy fangirling and dee and Ro having dreamy expressions on they're faces* jeez, how much did i miss?
Me: hey, Virge. Patton got dared to do something and then it backfired...
Me: anyways... *whispers the dare to dee*
Dee: *whispering* but... Remy...
Me: *whispering* ill still make it happen... somehow...
Dee: fine...Hey Remus... I hate u...
Remus: ...
Sirius: THE FUCK U SAYING BOUT MY MOONY!?!?!?
Me: wrong Remus, Sirius...what r u even doing here, this isnt u're fandom?
Sirius: hush, my daughter. I will travel fandom's if someone talks bad about Remus...
Remus: awww
Sirius: not u, u dickhead, Remus lupin...
Remus l: god, i luv u...
Sirius: who's god?
Me: oh merlin... Muggle thing...
Sirius: Ok *disappears*
Me: I'm assuming he went back to u're world?
Remus l: *sigh* ...oh shit! I have to stop him bfr he walks in on James and lily! *disappears*
Roman: Virge...
Virge: whaaaa-
Me: he's not a Disney prince...?
Ro: *mumbles* he is in my eyes...
Me: oh, Ro... U poor, unfortunate soul...
Ro: so sad, so true...
Me: just let it go~, let it go~ cant hold it back anymore
Ro: no chance! No way! I wont say it, no no
Me: u swoon, u sigh, why deny it oh oh
Ro: its too cliche, i wont say im in love
Remy: says the guy that was wishing lo and patt could be u and emo storm cloud over there...
Ro: oh pleaaaaasee, like u didn't wish it were u and 2 face snake over here...
Remy: that is top secret information
Ro: yeah? Well so is my crush on Virge, but u exposed me so i thought i would expose ur crush on deceit!
Virge and Dee: u have a crush on me?
Ro and Remy: oh shiit...
Patton: language!
Ro: Korean!
Remus: hold up...what? U don't hate me?
Dee: it was a dare u dipshit! I only luv Remy- i mean...
Ro: u...told...the truth...?
Virge: why do i luv this clueless moron...?
Ro: u what now?
Virge: shit, did i say that out loud?
Me: i think, two of my dads, prinxiety, and deesleep should go figure shit out...im pretty sure logicality r now together... And i...have no one...im fine with it...
Patt: aww, kiddo...
Me: its alright... Honestly, if i could just date Virge irl...jk, jk...
Me: well ask or dare more shit and take it easy males, females and non binary royals
