3 dares

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Thank u laconic-

Roman: *moonwalks in* WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!

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Roman: *moonwalks in* WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Me: we do?

Roman: wait, we don't?

Me: not that i know of...oh wait, MOM, DAD!

Logan: salutations, what is it u need?

Patt: hiya kiddo!

Me: u had something to say?

Patt: oh yeah! We're introducing new characters!

Lo: that is right, we have decided to, not only have Thomas's sides but also Claudia's.

Me: Ok, Leah!

Leah: yes?

Me: this is my logical side. Ross!

Ross: what?

Me: this is my sadness and all that shit. Chandler!

Chan: hey...

Me: this is my sarcasm

Virge: u really like F.R.I.E.N.D.S. dont u?

Me: yes, it is amazing and i recommend it. Destiny!

Des: yes, my beautiful friend?

Me: this is my love and all that

Ro: we r going to be good friends

Me: yeah yeah, Melody!

Mel: siriusly? I was just thinking about callipo/chicken little...

Me: no, we moved on from chicken little, decided it wasn't a good nickname, remember?

Mel: fine...

Me: Ok, who else? Zoe! *sigh* this is too much...here...

Me: moving on

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Me: moving on...

Lo: i think we did enough moving in the last chapter...

Me: no, we didn't do enough...

Lo: good point, moving on...

Me: lo, patt, describe the sky without using the word blue

Lo: fuck, Ok...

Patt: language

Lo: Turkish

Patt: *fustrated dad noises*

Lo: *explains how the sky works in a way no one understands*

Patt: basically,

(Imagine patton said that but replace the word blue with '5th color of the rainbow')

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(Imagine patton said that but replace the word blue with '5th color of the rainbow')

Me: my mom explained this to me when i was younger but i forgot...

Ro: ok next!

Patt: *doesn't know its logicality* *reads logicality fanfic* *completes dare*

Me: im lazy...

Laziness (i don't have a name for her yet, i take suggestions): *holds hands up and shrugs*

Me: imma end it here people

Me: Take it easy guys, gals and non binary royals!

Me: PEACE OUT!!

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