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Gold: Grab you car keys, we are taking Funneh to a hospital.
Lunar, shocked: What? What happened?
Gold, pointing at the window: Look.
Funneh, cutting a pineapple: SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE!

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Alec: Dude, you look so ugly today.
Kyran: Really? Do I?
Alec: Yes.
Kyran: Good, I was trying to look like you.

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Rainbow: Can you get me a drink.
Draco: Pepsi or Cola?
Rainbow: Cola.
Draco: Bottle or can?
Rainbow: Bottle.
Draco: Normal or diet?
Rainbow: Screw this just get me water.
Draco: Normal or carbonated?
Rainbow: Normal!
Draco: Warm or cold?
Rainbow: GET OUT!
Draco: Now or later?
Rainbow: NOW! IM GONNA KILL YOU!
Draco: Knife or gun?
Rainbow: GUN!
Draco: Head or body?
Rainbow: A H H H H H H H H H H H H H

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Waiter: Here is your seafood salad delight with a glass of lemonade.
Waiter: Apologies, did I keep you waiting?
Lunar: No, but did you know that there are 3,183 ceiling tiles and 29 customers in the room?

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Gold: Hey, would you ever punish me for something I didn't do?
Lunar: No! Never!
Gold: Good, cause I didn't do the dishes last night and now...

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Funneh: Hey Gold, I'm hungry.
Gold: Hey Hungry, I'm Gold!
Funneh: Gold I'm serious.
Gold: No your not, your Hungry.
Funneh: Are you kidding?
Gold: No I'm Gold!
Funneh: This is not funny.
Gold: No that is a cup.
Funneh: A H H H H H H H

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