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Draco: Gods... give me patience.
Lunar: Isn't it... I think it's "give me strength."
Draco, opening his eyes: If the gods gave me strength, everyone, including you, would be dead.

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Gold: Knock Knock.
Kyran: Who's there?
Gold: Baby Yoda.
Kyran: Baby Yoda Who?
Gold, doing finger guns: Baby Yoda one for me.
Kyran:
Kyran, crying: I love you so much.

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

Lunar: What are some good responses to being stabbed by a sword?
Funneh: "Rude."
Gold: "Are you going to take this back or can I keep it?"
Draco: "Not again."
Rainbow: "It's SWORD of seems like you don't like me that much."
Kyran: "That hurt."
Alec: "AHHHHHHHH."
Lunar: Thanks Guys!
*five seconds later*
Lunar: Wait Draco did you say... "Not again?"

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Rainbow, bursting through a door: I KNEW IT! YOU GUYS ARE KISSING!
Funneh:
Alec:
Funneh:
Alec: Funneh, why didn't you tell me! I would have put my book down.

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Rainbow: I ain't gonna talk. I will never tell you where I put your potato chips.
Funneh, sharpening a knife: Don't worry. I have a way of making people talk.
Funneh: *slices into a cake and takes a piece for herself*
Rainbow:
Rainbow: Can I have one?
Funneh: Cake is for talkers.

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Kyran: Gold will you date me? Say nothing if you say yes and recite the bible in Japanese if no.
Gold: And Jesus said "Omea wa mou shinderiu" And god was responded "NANI?"

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