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Lunar: Where were you?
Gold: I overslept.
Lunar: You missed the whole wedding.
Gold: I overslept!
Lunar: It was in the afternoon.
Gold: I said I overslept.
Lunar: Your the bride.
Gold: WHAT DID I SAY?

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Draco: Hey! Fun game. Someone guess what number I am thinking of.
Rainbow: 420.
Draco: Haha fool! That's so immature of you. Someone else take this seriously and take a good educated guess.
Funneh: 69.
Draco: Yeah it was 69.

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

Funneh, texting: First one to reply so gau.
Funneh, texting: Gay*
Funneh: Wait a minute-

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Alec, shaking Kyran: BRO! WHAT DID YOU DO?
Kyran: IM SORRY, BUT SHE WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO USE INSTAGRAM.
Gold, in the background: Sksksksksksksksk.
Gold: HEY SISTERS. IM VIBING.

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Lunar: Kyran and Gold are so cute together. I'd put them on a boat.
Rainbow: What?
Lunar: That's what you say right?
Draco: I think she means that she ships them.

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Draco: On a scale of "mUrDeR?" to "ALULULULULU", how are you feeling this fine day?
Funneh: It would have to be somewhere between "You almost made me drop my croissant" and "Two bros, chilling in a hot tub." But for a solid answer, I would have to say "It's an avocado, thanks." How about you Gold?
Gold: *confused splattering*
Lunar: I speak many languages, but this... this is not one of them.

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