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Funneh: Nothing is free.
Draco:
Draco: Air is free.
Lunar: Friendship is free.
Rainbow: Sleep is free.
Alec: Knowledge is free.
Kyran: Love is free.
Gold: Everything is free if you take it without asking.

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Lunar: What is an incorrect quote?
Funneh: It's what we are right now.
Lunar: Wait what—

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Gold: In case you haven't noticed, I don't feel comfortable in large groups.
Funneh: Well, what do you consider a large group?
Gold: Anyone more than me.

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Lunar: Okay. Since you are feeling sad... I suggest that you practice techniques that induce positive emotions, increase endorphins, increase satisfaction and increase relaxation.  
Gold: So... you want me... to eat vanilla ice cream, drizzled with chocolate syrup...while watching Disney movies... wrapped up in a blanket on the couch?
Lunar:
Lunar: Yes.

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Draco: How did my uniform even catch fire? I bought it because the tag said "inflammable"!
Rainbow: Draco, inflammable means that it IS flammable!
Draco: What? That makes no sense!

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Kyran: Are you sure you are not in love with Funneh?
Alec, sweating: Yeah...
Kyran: Then why did you write 'F+A' everywhere in your room?
Alec: They stand for 'Frustration and Anger'

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