I love you kitty but please stop I'm cramping, It's almost my birthday, it's 7am, go bother dad or something. Don't jingle your bell at me, I'm talking to you- don't growl at me- CHUNKY I SWEAR TO G-
I don't care if you're hungry so am I we all have problems okay sweetie leave me alone- bother dad- don't talk back- Watch your tone, Missy- don't lurk outside my door.Wait is she actually-
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