[ diabolik lovers ] matchmaker!! [closed]

[ match-up xviii: anonymous ]

Physical appearance: I have shoulder length brown hair and bright blue eyes. I'm 5'4 and 173 pounds (not proud of that). I'm a bit chubby and pretty flat (not sure if that's relevant but yeah).

Personality: I'm mostly very extroverted, loud, and all and all a giant child. But I also have moments when I'm extremely introverted. In a relationship I need love and physical contact also someone to comfort me because I have some epic mental issues. I don't know if this is relevant either but I am dirty minded
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Hobbies: I love to draw a lot and I love reading *cough* romance novels other than that I don't do much other than lay in bed.

Astrological sign: Gemini June 20 2003

Least favorite brother: Kanato because he scares the shit out of me but I understand he has mental issues but still unpredictable and scary.

Extra: I'm extremely self conscious about my looks and weight  also I can't go anywhere without a hoodie. Another thing that I don't know is relevant but most of my life I've dealt with suicidal thoughts and self harm.

I match you up with — Yuma Mukami

Why —

Yuma and you would make a spot on, absolutely perfect, #couplegoals well, couple. You're both extremely extroverted with introverted tendencies, and while that sounds like a big mistake, it's really not. You both love your time alone and subsequently whenever either of you want to be by yourself, it won't bother either of you. What you crave in a relationship (physical contact) is something Yuma would be absolutely able to give. He loves a lotta hugs and kisses from his significant other, cuddles too. Plus, a dirty-minded significant other doesn't bother Yuma at all, and, in fact, he probably likes it more than a pure S/O because of all the jokes you two could make. Having someone like Yuma whenever you feel really low would also be beneficial because, I think overall, he cares deeply of your emotional state.

Furthermore, Yuma thinks that your height is absolutely adorable! (You're almost a foot shorter than him teehe!) Expect a lot of teasing from him about it. While your weight might bother you a bit, it definitely wouldn't bother Yuma, though he might tease you if you have a nice ass time to time. (I headcanon Yuma preferring chubbier girls too, aha.) Aside from that, he'd probably really like your nice blue eyes in contrast to his brown ones, and prefers your hair shorter because that means more time for you to play with his hair than yours.

He'd also find your drawing hobby really neat and might even ask you draw out new layouts for his garden. The only downfall to this is that he'd 10/10 make fun of you for reading romance novels.

Pros —

Yuma is, while probably less experienced, probably just as dirty minded as you. If you're as thirsty as he is, the devil's tango will be absolutely incredible.

Yuma is definitely far less of a threat than someone like Kanato is. His behavior is a lot more predictable and arguably far less dangerous.

Yuma also (imo) seems like the kinda guy to prefer chubbier girls over thinner ones, he thinks they've got a nice curve to them.

Though he might not understand mental health as well as some of the others, he would definitely do his best to protect you from any kind of battered up suicidal thoughts.

Cons —

Yuma, canonically, is actually a cannibal. This right here would probably be the most extreme draw-breaker for this relationship. Other than that, he probably doesn't have very many skeletons in his closet.

When you make Yuma angry, especially in heated arguments, he will always be sure to completely destroy you, emotionally and physically.

Similarly to the point I made in the pros list, Yuma being inexperienced in love and romance, women too, might make him misunderstand a lot of your desire.

+ he'll make you work in the yard, and for us lazy people, that ain't fun

Astrological rating — 10/10 gemini x leo

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