im craving lasagna even though i don't like lasagna but i haven't eaten lasagna in a while so now i want some
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chat - deaky's duck marriage
beyonce: BRIAN
WE NEED YOUR ROGER SUMMONING SUPER POWERS PLZ
HOE: what did you do
beyonce: okei so we're at ikea right
HOE: i-
why the hell are you at ikea
beyonce: roger got a new car and he wanted to drive
i thought it'd be fun
HOE: h o w
weren't you like
super hangover this morning
beyonce: i don't drink bri im 17😇
HOE: bullshet
we were all there freddie
beyonce: hush
i deserved it it was my birthday
HOE: yea right ok anyways
what's wrong with roger
dirt eater: a lot
HOE: i-
n o
i mean what happened to him
dirt eater: honestly idk he probably got dropped on his head as a baby
HOE: deaky-
istg im leaving
beyonce: nonononono wait
we lost roger somewhere??
and his phone's dead
HOE: you,,,
lost roger
at ikea
dirt eater: yuh
HOE: welp he's gone ig take the car and go back home
beyonce: real boyfriend material
dirt eater: wow
beyonce: holdupholdupholdup i think i can actually see him
HOE: what do you see
beyonce: a blonde bitch
HOE: scream
beyonce: okay ig
IT IS ROGER
HE SCREAMED BACK
k thanks bri
dirt eater: WOULD YOU REALLY LET THEM LEAVE ME LOST AT IKEA LIKE THAT WOW
this is roger btw
HOE: yea i could tell
and no
well
nahh no
well maybe
dirt eater: b r i a n
HOE: im kidding im kidding
no i wouldn't
i'm sorry
YOU ARE READING
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