𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 - 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣

17

beyonce - dirt eater

beyonce: diqi
deaks
johnny boi
john
come onnn

dirt eater: whet

beyonce: you're avoiding me because you kissed me

dirt eater: ,,,,,
yea obviously??

beyonce: yea stop??????
i miss you

dirt eater: i don't want to djfkejgn
i'm embawassed

beyonce: sjdksjf why
we've been friends since 39592 years ago
ur my precious baby
you could murder my entire family and i'd probably not be able to be mad at you
(but please don't do it)

dirt eater: yeah i know
(and i won't)
but i didn't mean to do that
or maybe i did
idk
i'm not sure

beyonce: diqi bby
i don't care
ok i know you didn't mean it
it's fine

dirt eater: i'm just a bit confused djfjdjgn

beyonce: well what are we gonna do

dirt eater: okay uh,,,
i know im a little extra but
im just gonna hang with bri and rog for a while

beyonce: u already do that tho
,, ah.
you mean like excluding me.

dirt eater: yeahh
don't take it personally fred i just
i need to figure some things out
and uh
idk i don't wanna do it again

beyonce: right

dirt eater: yeah

beyonce: yeeaahhh
k then
bai

dirt eater: bye freddie

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beyonce - HOE

beyonce: BRIMI
JOHN DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

HOE: give him time

beyonce: no??? fuck that??????
he can't just kiss me and then leave now i want again

HOE: fred

beyonce: GASHH OK I WILL
because i think he's very very cute
and he's my very good friend
and i want him to be comfortable

HOE: attaboy

beyonce: but i hope you understand that i'm gonna have to be miserable

HOE: you're always miserable

beyonce: noT WITH DEAKY
BRI
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME
WITHOUT HIM
HOW CAN I LIVE
WHEN WE ARE PARTED

HOE: freddie please
don't do that again

beyonce: ONE MORE DAY ALL ON MY OWN
ONE MORE DAY WITH HIM NOT CARING

HOE: stop quoting eponine she dies in the end

beyonce: ok first of all spoilers
secondly she dies in the middle

HOE: whatever i've never read les miserables

beyonce: omg
wait
you've never read les miserables??
and i have???
which makes me more cultured and intellectual than you in france????

HOE: freddie istg
first of all how did you manage to read les miserables you make me read the texts out loud for you when we have homework because you're lazy

beyonce: im a validated frenchman i can't hear you

HOE: not how it works

beyonce: oui oui
baguette

HOE: do you even know french

beyonce: sont les mots qui von tres bien ensemble

HOE: doesn't count, the weird kid with the bowl cut taught you that
neither if you know what it means

beyonce: chatap
don't forget that im sad and fragile because deaky left me to rot

HOE: mkay sure
you must be traumatized

beyonce: yeah you're one to talk you must be so lonely

HOE: fak aff
i can be lonely if i want

beyonce: brian
you. have. boyfriend.
and he's a clingy bitch too
hell he's probably with you right now
you're not allowed to identify as lonely anymore

HOE: im not fukin clingy u suck balls
that was roger sorry

beyonce: s e e
anywei
im gonna go lie down in my pile of cats and cry
if you see diqi tell him i miss him

HOE: freddie it's been less than thirty minutes

beyonce: i don't care
imsad
bai

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