𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 - 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣

16

school is KILLING ME oof im sorry i'm not updating as often as i used to

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beyonce - HOE

beyonce: BRIAN
BRIAN GODDAMMIT WAKE U P
B R I A N

HOE: for god's sake freddie it's seven in the morning
if you had woken up rog you'd die

beyonce: ew gay shit
anyways SOMETHING HAPPENED

HOE: yea i figured

beyonce: YEA BUT THIS IS LIKE REALLY BIG

HOE: get over with it i wanna go back to sleep

beyonce: ok fuck you
john kissed me

HOE: OKAY I'M AWAKE
deaky kissed you?

beyonce: YES
IT WAS LIKE SO SHORT I ALMOST MISSED IT ISTG
BUT IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
then he ran off to get some juice and cane back with a glass of milk and we pretended nothing ever happened

HOE: FREDDIE
I WILL KILL YOU

beyonce: OK I'M SORRY EXCUSE ME
we can't all have the perfect first kiss like you and rog
sjakfj i fucked up didn't i

HOE: oh no freddie don't say that
you both fucked up
real bad
but you need to talk to deaky

beyonce: yeah but like what do i even say??
what if he didn't mean it?

HOE: im sure he did
how did it happen?

beyonce: well i was telling him about how all cats are god
and he just kinda
deaky.exe has stopped working
and then he kissed me

HOE: aw omg
f r e d d i e
go talk to him about it

beyonce: what like right now?

HOE: yes
no
idk

beyonce: ALRIGHT I WILL

HOE: YES FREDDIE
k i'll go back to roger because he's shifting and turning again

beyonce: go get ur mans

HOE: right back at you

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“shh, rog, go back to sleep.” brian pulled roger closer, gently rubbing his arm, satisfied once he stopped moving. he smiled softly, looking down at the sleeping boy.

“how gorgeous you are.” he mumbled, his hand tracing down roger's face. it's weird, he's so peaceful when he's asleep, he thought. “i hope you know how happy you make me” brian sighed, letting his eyes slowly close again.

until he heard giggles.

“you're cute.” roger grinned up at him. “i love you.”

“so, you're awake!” brian opened his eyes, letting go of the smaller boy.

“noo, come back.” roger whined, crawling back under brian's arm. “you make me really happy, too.”

“yeah?” brian smirked.

“mhh, yeah.” roger hummed, wrapping his arm around brian's torso.

“well, i'm glad.” he smiled and planted a kiss on roger's cheek. “oh, by the way, freddie and deaky did some dumb shit. ”

“oh my god, they fucked.” roger shot up, suddenly fully awake. “wait, shit, is deaky pregnant?”

“i-,,, n o.” brian replied, taking a moment to comprehend his dumbass of a boyfriend. “no, deaky's not pregnant, but he probably was on something.” brian grinned. “he kissed freddie.”

“oh god.” roger looked at him with a horrified face. “wait, where's the dumb shit part?”

“well you didn't let me finish, you dick.” brian shoved him playfully, earning a  whine from roger. “he kissed freddie and then ran off and got some milk? some juice? well, then he came back and they pretended nothing ever happened.”

“wow, idiots.” roger smiled and got off the bed, putting on a pair of shorts (probably brian's, too). “i'll go get some breakfast, you coming?”

“yeah, i'll be there in a minute. you can go ahead.”

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i'm in a ship!! i committed ship!!! yay!!

i'm going to my cousin's baby shower and she's always crying but meh

i'll see my other cousins so yay