NCT IMAGINES- BROTHERS

💮Jihee Quotes

• "Don't mess with short girls
we're tougher than we look!"

•"A sass a day keeps the basics away."

•"Don't stand right close to the heater babe. Plastic melts."

•"I hope Karma hits you in the face before I do."

•"Asian parents am I right?!"

•"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job."

•"I know that I'm a handful, but that's why you got two hands."

•"I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and a little too hot for you."

•"It is not an attitude. It is the way I am."

•"You can't handle me even if I came with instructions."

•"If you listen carefully you could hear me not caring."

•"I have a face like an angel, but a mind like a thot."

•"I may be small, but my attitude isn't."

•"If I had a penny everytime someone called me ugly. I'd be a broke bitch."

•"oh fuck! Taeyong is pulling up in the driveway and I forgot to cook the rice!"

•"It smells like upsexy in here."
"What's upsexy?"
"I'm doing fine. How about you?"

•"Behave or I'll shove these chopsticks up your ass."

•"i doubt your dick isn't huge compared to your attitude."

•"im classy, not trashy, maybe a little bit of sassy

•"keep rolling your eyes, one day you could see how small of a brain you got in there."

•" I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!"

•" We're called Asians not B-sians for a reason!"

•food is life

•" I am an emotional creature!"

•"I may act innocent, but what I'm thinking of is better than 50 shades of grey."

•" I don't know how I got dirty minded"

•" Wattpadd took my innocence virginity."

•" You see that."
*points at trashcan*
"That represents me."

"Sometimes when reading wattpadd stories. I find the comments more interesting than the story itself."

"Lalisa is questioning my sexuality. I'm not even joking."

"Last time I was this early, Jihyo was single."

"Daniel is one lucky son of a bitch."

• " I got 99 problems and you're all of them plus the one. "

"Life is not fair. If it was all of your guys would beautiful as me..... I have to stop hanging out with Jin."

"Why is merch so expensive? Do you think I'm an ATM?"

"I may look calm , but I'm planning your death inside my head."

"Boys I just broke Kun's favorite mug! Any of you guys have ramen?!"

"I talk to myself since this is the only intelligent conversation i'll ever have in this household!"

"Remember there is no "I" In team, but there is a "m" and "e"!"

"I was so antisocial in middle school that my nickname was school shooter."

"You can't spell slut without "u"."

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Do you know how hard it is to find quotes?

I have to make some of my own in this.

Byyyyyeeeeeee💅