As the married couple finish there snack and clean their faces, they search for answers such as"why the fuck is this idiot such a horrible writer, i've lost at least 70 brain cells reading this." To which i say, shut up. As they continue walking, they see a dumpster. A massive chimichanga ascends from the dumpster and starts attacking Brittney. "NO!" Jonesy screamed. "First my adopted son, now my wife!" As the changa finishes it's meal, he turn around and walks slowly to Jonesy. He attempts to run for his life, but the chimichanga acts fast, and spits melted cheese at his feet, freezing him into place. The chimichanga whispers... "Mr. Stark. I don't feel so good." And disintegrates into specks of dust. TO BEE CONTINUED
YOU ARE READING
I will chimi chunk you in the garbage
Humora book about live food killing people for some fuckin reason