As Jonesy is left confused, he notices a small movement in the distance. It appears that Jonesy is fucked because the movement is a chimichanga anaconda, or "Chonda" for short. The chonda lunges at Jonesy but he has the fast reflex. Jonesy stabs the chonda with a trident, or "fork" for short. The chonda wiggles like a fish out of water as it slowly cheeses out. Jonesy looks at the camera and takes off his sunglasses. "Looks like this dish was served." The audience claps as Jonesy picks up the prop chimichanga and throws it in the garbage. The camera crew pauses recording and prepares for the next scene.
YOU ARE READING
I will chimi chunk you in the garbage
Humora book about live food killing people for some fuckin reason
