Ch. 3

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Once they went into the museum, Loki made a sound and slithered away. Ned looked at Peter who just shrugged. They continued to tour the museum until Ned aggressively pulled Peter toward an exhibition that seemed new. Once Peter saw what was inside, his jaw dropped

"H-how did I not know about this?!?"Peter all but shrieked. There in the center, stood his homemade suit. The onsie, had Tony called it. Peter thought that was the worst that could happen until he read the facts beside it

1.Memes everywhere

2.Helped Loki not killing everyone in the room

3.Huge nerd

4.Deathly afraid of spiders

5.If you throw something at him when he is holding a bowl of cereal, he will jump on the ceiling without dropping the bowl of cereal

Peter would have been embarrassed if not for the fact that he was still shocked at how Tony found his suit that he was sure he locked away.

"Whoa dude! I didn't know that you were afraid of spiders!"Ned said incredulously. MJ was furiously sketching in her sketch pad, probably wanting to keep this forever. He was about to say something when he heard shuffling in the vents. Oh no no no no no, not now please save me someone.

Ned noticed and gave me a look that said What's wrong? I didn't reply but started counting down with my fingers.Five......Four......Three.......Two..........One

Right on cue, Uncle Clint jumped down from the vents, startling the Decathlon team Then the whispering started

OMG is that Hawkeye?!?!

He's so hawt I wanna marry him!!

Why is he here?

Clint scanned the crowd until he spotted Peter.

"PETER!!! My favourite nephew! So Capsicle and I were having an argument, the team already chose sides so you're the tie breaker, do you thing Bucky's chocolate chip cookies are better or are the vanilla ones better?" He gave me a bag with the cookies.

"L-l-later"Peter said

"Awwww come on! You have to" Then without another word, Clint stuffed the  cookies in Peter's mouth

"Chocolate chip"He managed to choke out

"YESSS!!!!" Clint said triumphantly,"Now I can tell Capsicle to fu-"

A faint LANGUAGE!!!!!! could be heard echoing through the halls.

"Well, Capsicle strikes again. See ya later Spidey!!" And Clint left without another word

After the shock passed, Peter was bombarded with questions

"How do you know Hawkeye??"

"Can you introduce me?"

More and more questions flooded him, but (un)luckily Flash chose that moment to shout

"THERE IS NO WAY PENIS KNOWS HAWKEYE"



 

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