SNT Vs. Sonichu 2: The CWCining

Chapter 36: Pokerface

"AAAAAH!" SNT and Rookie where continuing to be transported with Saki's magic. The stars that made up their surroundings then started to materialize in the settings. It then became clear where they where. They found themselves floating in mid air... well kind of. Saki did, SNT and Rookie expecting to land on the ground ended up letting go of Saki and now falling into a pile of rubble about 560 feet below them. SNT quickly reacted by spinning her tails to fly. But Rookie couldn't fly and continued to fall to his doom. "Why does this keep happening to me?"

"I got you!" SNT and Saki simultaneously said then fly to his aid and hit each other in the middle. SNT ended up bouncing off of Saki's chest as Saki was smacked in the face with SNT's tails. That impact ended up dizzying Saki and throwing SNT off course. They both forgot about Rookie and confronted each other

"Ouch that fucking hurt!" Saki said rubbing her head. "Watch where your fucking going!"

"Oh come on, your um... "big things" got in the way!" SNT responded.

"Um guys... NOT HELPING!" Rookie yelled from below. Because of that setback, SNT and Saki couldn't get to him in time anymore. He quickly grabbed his grappling hook and hopped for luck. He pointed the hook in a random direction and then closed his eyes. If he didn't do anything, the pile of rubble would probably kill him with all of the pointed objects ready to claim his soul for their own.

He ended up clinging on to something but he didn't care what it was, it was probably better than landing on the pile. He then guided himself toward whatever it was. Then he opened his eyes to figure out that he grappled a larger flat rock. He smacked right into the rock flat on his face.

Saki and SNT then flew next to him and pulled him off of the wall. There was a pretty obvious imprint on him with the fact that Rookie's front now matched the rock he landed on.

"Are you ok Rookie?" SNT asked.

"... yeah, I think so.... Ugg..." Rookie responded.

"Since when did you start cartooning lessons from Wile E Coyote?" Saki asked.

"Who is that?" Rookie asked.

"Oh... you don't know that... don't worry about it." Saki responded.

"What do you, Courtney, and the Writer know that we don't?" SNT asked.

"A lot of things SNT, A lot of things. Things that you may or may not want to see." Saki answered.

"I saw one of those things today when I saw Saki taking a *SMACK*-OUCH!" Rookie was punched in the face and knocked down by Saki.

"SHUT IT ROSHI." Saki yelled.

Rookie then slams onto the ground while she said that. "Why does this keep happening to me?" Rookie then stood up on his two feet and rubbed his head. "Why did you even teleport in mid air anyway?"

"I thought I was landing on the Washington Memorial and I wanted to look awesome as I overlooked Washington DC. Just like a real superhero." You could see Saki's eyes gleam at that prospect. "To bad it was destroyed."

"Kinda like your career." SNT sassed.

"Ok, why are you start beef with me?" Saki confronted.

SNT shrugged then stood up. "Ever since you have been here you have been kind of annoying with your bluntness. You can't just be forcing yourself into these fan fictions about me."

Saki then sighed then took a deep breath. "Look... I'm sorry. I feel like I am everything I want to be right now. I am living the dream of being in this body. To be honest S, I used to be a fanfiction writer myself."