We'll End Up in Hell Boys ✔

10

"You still want to eat?" Lance asked Isa and me with wide eyes and we nodded as we grabbed the menu to order more. We only ate two cheeseburgers and fries... each. We still hadn't had the desserts yet. "You don't just turn to evil girls, you turn to fat pigs as well!" he commented in a quiet tone, thinking that we didn't hear but we both heard him loud and clear.

I let go of the dessert's menu and crossed my arms. "Did you just call us fat pigs?" I asked him in a calm tone, Isa cracked her fingers and Lance got all nervous and sweaty. He glanced at Dorian and Roy but they didn't help him at all, they just cracked a wicked smile and let him on his own. Great friends. He leaned back on his chair and avoided eye contact with us. "Did you?" I repeated, this time louder and rougher. I wasn't angry at all, I was just intrigued to hear his reply.

He sighed and nodded briskly. "I did, okay! Just don't make a scene out of it, please! Please!" he begged and I smirked when Isa placed her hand on my hand. Not a second later, we busted out laughing. "What? Stop! Why are you laughing? You're making a scene, I knew it! You little..." He tried to shush us but it was no use. He was scared shitless and embarrassed yet confused at our reaction. He did not see that coming.

I wiped the tears from my face and firmly patted his back. "Don't worry, we're not drama queens but you kind of deserved to feel a little embarrassed. You are lucky we're chilled back about you calling us fat pigs, other girls would have skinned you alive!" I stated as a matter of fact and he let out a deep breath. He felt overwhelmed and it was evident in his eyes.

"She's right. It's not nice calling girls that even if they're okay with it. Don't do it again, Lance and apologize to them already." Dorian warned him and we all nodded in agreement. It was official, Dorian was the mature one out of the three.

Lance let out a frustrated cry and slapped his cheek. We didn't know why yet we didn't ask. I felt that it was hard on him to apologize because his ego was too high for him to jump off. "I'm s-sorry for calling you fat pigs... but you do eat a lot," he said and then added that bittersweet sentence. I sighed because he didn't learn his lesson after all and I was too tired to argue. I brushed him off and we waited for the sweets. 

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"Where should we go first? Men's section or female?" Roy asked after we finished eating. Eventually, they all ate desserts as well because they couldn't resist the chocolaty sight. No one could. No one would.

"Definitely men's!" Dorian, Lance, Isa and I replied. We knew what's up. They knew what's up. They were not fools.

"We will take our time so it's better if you buy your stuff first and wait for us later. We shouldn't rush because I don't want to get home and then remember that I forgot something, it's too much work to do." I explained my point of view and Isa agreed. The boys didn't mind this decision, they did the math.

"You are lazy," Dorian told me as we walked to the first men's store. I looked at him with a sheepish smile. "I am." I proudly confirmed and he facepalmed with a faint smile. "What can I say? It's a talent. Don't envy me too much, okay?" I replied and he laughed. His laugh was genuine and it made me laugh in return but our happy moment was interrupted by our group's calling. 

"Guys, I found the pants section, come," we heard Roy call out to us and we walked to where he was. "Look, aren't they just cute?" Isa asked with a grin as she held the tiny boy's pants. As I saw them, I fell in love.

I nodded and held them, they were so small that my palms covered the whole pants. "Aww, they are too cute!"  I said and we kept on searching for more. I loved babies and anything related to them. After a minute or two of us admiring the clothes, we heard someone clear their throat. We turned around and saw the boys staring at us. "What?" Isa and I asked and waited for them to enlighten us.