I was tagged by LevyHome to explain the plots/lessons/morals of my stories.... very badly. It's gonna be great.
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Eclipsed
If you've murdered anyone in the past hundred years don't go sailing because all your friends will die and you'll have to fight demons and fix other peoples problems until the gods think you're cool again. Also being a decent person leads only to disownment. And math is really hard when the gods are screwing with you.
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Song of Silence
Anyone can be a hero! :) And if several dozen deaths is all it takes to show you that then that's okay! :)
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The Compass (tentative title for the first book of Eternal Archives, an unposted WIP)
Stealing is okay and will lead to the fulfillment of your life's dreams and maybe a continent sized war. Always follow random possibly magical birds. Don't hate your enemies when you can date your enemies. Avoiding all drama to find the best place to sleep is the way to go.
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The Blackened Heart
If you ever rise from the dead in the distant future, read as many books as possible and do everything everyone tells you because it's fun. Don't forget to be as awkward as humanly possible
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Another Untitled Collab WIP Post Zombie Apocalypse
When in doubt: A) Punch people because you're better than them anyway. B) Overthrow the government out of spite. C) Dismantle a multimillion dollar illegal crime ring because your jerk fiancé doesn't take time for you.
Also if you happen to be a lab rat who gets freed don't avoid your former captors at all because that seems wise.
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The General's Fall
You'd be surprised how far threatening to murder several thousand people can get you. If you have insanely bad luck, just keep on trucking because it's bound to turn around eventually. Don't live in a war zone. Also don't take suicide missions for a cause you don't believe in if you're just there for the money. Work at Starbucks of something jeez.
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Yay done! That was fun xD Enjoy and I am taggingggg
Have fun if you choose!
Bai
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