Arcana One-shots

Damien x Julian - Drunken Sailor

(For milkfrumious because gay 😳)

It was another night where Damien found himself looking for Julian. He always had to keep the tall dramatic ginger out of trouble, but tonight it seems he managed to get himself into some mischief. After some walking around Damien knew that there only one place his husband could be on a night like this, the Rowdy Raven. He groaned at the thought. The loud singing and cheering, the stench of Alcohol, not to mention the aggressive alcoholics, he hated it all. But he knew the only way to find his beloved was to go there, so he did. It wasn't too far of a walk, he found himself going through a back alley for a short cut, ending up directly in front of the Rowdy Raven. He took a deep breath before stepping inside, putting the hood of his cloak over his head to not be noticed.

Stepping inside was everything expected. Julian was up on a table telling a dramatic story, drunk as hell as drunken sailor played in the background. It all fit too well but Damien was hoping to just go nab his husband and go home, dealing with him later there. It took Damien and while before going up to Julian, the ginger stopping to look at the man "dArLiNG?? IS tHaT CHUUU?" he chuckled in drunken laughter, jumping off the table and hugging him "wHyY aRe yOU HerE?" He said before hiccuping like crazy. Damien hugged him back, trying his best to move them towards the door "Julian, come on, we need to go ho-"

"GO HOME???" Damien was cut off by Julian's dramatic reaction "I DON'T WANNA!!!" he sounded like a damn child. Damien tried to stay calm as he tried to talk him into coming back home. After some negotiation -that ultimately wasn't going anywhere- Damien practically had to drag the man out, of course Julian being julian, he was whining the whole time. "B-bUT I dOn'T wAnnA GO hOmE!" "Julian please it's for your own good." Somehow Damien was still calm in all of this, but soon Julian just compiled and held onto Damien as the two walked all the way home. Damien was more focused now on trying to stand up straight as the ginger was leaning on him, but at least the good part was that there was no more whining coming from his mouth, and the pair had a successful rest of the walk home.

once the arrived Damien unlocked the door and Julian flopped in onto the floor and started giggling for no reason. He wanted to stay there but Damien had to drag him into his room, which Julian whinnied about  because he did not feel like moving any longer. Damien moved him all the way to the room before letting go of his arm. "Alright honey, can you please get on the bed now?" he tried to ask as sweetly ask possible. Julian pulled himself from the floor and flopped onto the bed, smiling softly at him "Can you talk to me like that more often?" He said while erupting in giggles. Damien was tucking him in, and just couldn't resist smiling "of course," he said quietly. After finishing he turned to walk out of the room before Julian spoke out

"H-hey damien," he started off with before Damien turned around to face him "hm?" He stood near the door way as he was listening to him "Can you, uh, maybe lay down with me?" Damien smiled and nodded in response, getting into bed next to him. Julian cuddled him as he drifted off to sleep, Damien soon falling asleep right afterwards. Maybe the hangover won't be so bad in the morning~

(i really enjoyed writing this one, drunk julian is my favorite uwu. I hope you like it Joline)