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What to do when your subordinate is being a fucking idiot | Satzu (M)

Disclaimer: I don't know how detectives work so...

INVESTIGATION LOG

CHOU - 14.8.XXXX 0600

I was assigned a project today. There have been police killings across Korea for what the team thinks is a rebellious act against the government that has recently taken over. Riots and protests have been prevalent after the date of the government's election (5.2.XXXX) and the killings also started around this time. 12 police have been killed after this date in similar ways; a slit throat, and left to bleed out slowly, their hands and feet tied together, stripped of all their body armour and weapons and on the floor next to them written in their own blood a message that even I sometimes find disturbing:

"I know what you've been hiding from us"

This case is intriguing to many, so when the boss told me that I'd be taking on the job, I was ecstatic! This was my chance to prove myself after so many years under the shadows of the likes of Detective Yoo. Even though we started at the same time, she always got the field jobs and I was always stuck with the paperwork. I guess this is my time to shine.

The only problem is that my job has a condition tied to it. We have some new recruits entering the business. Trainees who were fresh out of university and haven't yet experienced how you would handle a real investigation. I have to take one under my wing I guess. Mentor them. I protested at first, but they told me I would be back to paperwork if I didn't give in.

So. The official investigation begins tomorrow. I hope this trainee is alright...

CHOU XXXXX, Detective

CHOU - 16.8.XXXXX 1400

The past two days have been a nightmare. I spent the entirety of yesterday making acquaintances with my new trainee. I know this log is supposed to be formal and all, but OH MY GOD THIS BITCH IS DUMB.

Sorry. Just had to tell someone.

Her name is Minatozaki XXXX. At first our introduction seemed normal and all. She looked presentable. She was polite and she had a very nice smile. We were introduced to each other by our boss. All seemed to be going well, until the age dilemma came up. Of course she had to be older than me, and our boss had to explain to her that she must take orders from me as if I were older. XXXX didn't like that very much and her pretty smile disappeared in an instant. She had a few things to say about me before she agreed to listen to me.

Then when I was showing her around the place, she kept bumping into things and touching things and breaking things and I GOT BLAMED! So my whole yesterday was taken up by XXXX and my entire morning was spent cleaning up all the stuff she broke. This sucks. 

CHOU XXXXX, Detective

CHOU - 17.8.XXXXX 2000

Our first day on the field was spent at a fresh crime scene. A police's body was discovered dumped outside the station last night, hands tied, throat slit and that same eery message written next to them in blood.

It was funny watching XXXX retch at the smell of the blood. I think she puked more times than I ever did while I was a trainee in one day! What was even worse is that she puked all over the evidence. I kind of felt bad for her, but this was ruining my one chance to do as good as Detective Yoo.