Random 1.0

Spin the bottle round and round and ro-ou-ouund.

No, we're not playing 'Spin the bottle'.

I mean, maybe we would, someday.

But today I'm here for

C O N T E N T

That's right. I has tag.

Press 'F' for a moment of silence for the screenshot.

*takes a deep breath*

Y'ALL ARE FUCKING DUMB
WHY IS A INSTAGRAM TAG HERE ON WATTPAD
WHY YOU BUNCH OF NORMIES EVEN HAVE INSTAGRAM
AND WHY HAS NO ONE COMMENTED ON THIS TOPIC
THE FUCKING BACKGROUND AND TEXT STYLES SAY IT ALL

F U C C I N G N O R M I E S

Ahhh

That felt better.

Also I feel like hesey questions have been answered for like, a thousand times but honestly who gives a fuck anymore?

1. Your nickname: Oh boy, here we go again.

Sriju, Srijjies, Srijuwu, Sriiiiiiiiiiii, Srij, Bob, Dimpu.

The last one is honestly the cutest, in my opinion. 

And don't ask me why 'Bob.'

I have no idea.

2. Your eye colour: Dark brown.

Very dark.

Like my soul.

3. Your hair colour: Rainbow.

*LapisLazulli2's gay screaming intensifies*

But naaah

It's brownish black. Basically, I don't have the dark black hair that most Indians have. I'm gonna put red highlights in it once I turn 18.

4. One fact about me: I'm officially the dumbest bitch alive.

5. Favorite color:

LOSING HIM WAS BLUE
LIKE I'D NEVER KNOWN
MISSING HIM WAS DARK GREY
ALL ALOOOONEEE
FORGETTING HIM WAS LIKE
TRYING TO KNOW SOMEBODY YOU NEVER
MEEEE-EEE-ET

BUT LOVING HIM WAS RED
RE-EEEE-ED
RE-EEEE-ED
BURNING RED.

It's blue, mah dudes.

6. Favorite place: Either the bathroom or my room.

7. Favorite celebrity: If you'll know me, then I think you have the answer to this. uwu

8. Favorite song: Don't

Fucking

Make

Me

Fucking

Choose

Dammit.

9. Favorite animal: Again, not gonna answer since it's obvious af.

10. Favorite book:

*Sriju has left the chat*

Tag 20 people:

*takes out the UNO reverse card*

No u.

*slowly fades into the background*