Chapter 10: Trouble in the Food Court

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As far as the trip to the mall it didn't go as eventful as Jude and Parker hoped it would be. The only thing marking as eventful was Jude getting a hired by his dead uncle's friend. Now we see the two debating where to get their food.

"What about Popeyes?" Parker suggested before Jude scoffed. "You're kidding right? I'm never setting foot in Popeyes for as long as I live." Jude's words made Parker gasp before looking at him with nothing but horror.

"You shut your whore mouth." Parker said, disgusted to which Jude retorted by saying, "Sorry, do I look like Phoebe to you?"

"Ha! Okay but seriously... why not Popeyes?"

"I went to three and the workers were rude as hell."

"So? Doesn't mean every branch of the fucking franchise has employees with Sam's manners."

"Oh hey, Sam." Jude said making Parker shriek in fear before jumping into his friend's arms. "Gotcha bitch." Jude smirked before chuckling and dropping Parker.

"Not cool, dude." Parker groaned as he slowly got back to his feet. "But seriously speaking, where are we eating?"

"Subway?" Jude suggested as he had no ideas before they saw the long line. "Yeah, scratch that idea."

"Son of a bitch. Why can't getting food be easy for us?" Parker complained before a random guy in the food court said, "Because you're a pair bitches that's why!"

"Okay who signed their death certificate?!" Jude snapped before he saw the culprit. "Hey, pussy! Why don't you say come over here and say that shit to my face?!!"

"You wanna go, bitch?!"

"Funny, I used the same words on your mom last night!" Parker joined in which pissed the rando off. "Oh you wanna go, bitch?!"

"Ladies first, you repetitive jack off!" Jude said before going to someone who bought themselves chicken from KFC and grabbed said chicken. "Eat chicken you son of a bitch!" Jude yelled before throwing the piece of chicken and obviously missing his intended target.

Parker followed Jude's example and took someone's ice cream cone and throwing it but unlike Jude, Parker nailed his target right on the forehead. The rando wiped the ice cream off his face before getting up and marching over to the two. Not only was rando#1 marching to them but the individual Jude hit along with the people whom had their food taken away by the duo were marching angrily up to them as well.

"So... Jude, what do we do now?" Parker asked nervously before the teen in question said. "Let's take our chances eating what we have in the dorm's kitchen. But before that we RUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!"

Jude and Parker quickly turned around and began to sprint as fast and far as they could before the four livid people started chasing them as well.
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Sam was seen sitting next to Tyler and Ruby watching an old movie called Jackass. They got laughs from all the cringey, idiotic activities that occurred in the movie. They had a good time but it was ruined when Tyler got a call from Parker while Ruby got a call from Jude.

"Hello?" The two spoke into their phones after pausing the movie.

Jude: Ruby! Thank God, where are you?

Ruby: In the common room, where are you?

Jude: Are the others with you?

Ruby: Yeah.

Jude: Parker, hang up! Okay Ruby put the phone on speaker.

Ruby did as Jude said allowing Tyler and Sam to hear them.

Ruby: It's done.

Jude: Tell me does any one of you know how to drive?

Sam: I can't do it without my parole officer finding out. Why? What did you two fucksticks do?!

Parker: We may or may not have pissed off four scary looking people from the food court.

Tyler: Food court? Where are you guys? The mall?

Jude: Look at Sherlock fucking Holmes here! Stating the fucking obvious! We need help!

Ruby: I'll call an Uber to get you guys but it's gonna take ten to fifteen minutes.

Jude: Ruby, thank- wait... hold on crap! They found us. Sorry, gotta hang up.

Parker: Aahhhhhh!!!!

The call was then cut by Jude and the three looked at each other slowly. "So that happened." Tyler casually said before Sam groaned. "Fucking idiots."
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