Loki holds his arm out as he and Rachel get to the door, getting a smile from the woman she links her arm through his. Stepping through the threshold, Loki turns them towards where the dining hall is, Thor, falling in to walk on Rachel's other side.
"So what were you talking about with the servant that required you to explain a Midgardian catchphrase?" Loki asks, breaking the silence, Rachel snorts with a smirk.
"Awe what's wrong Brother, don't like being the topic if you don't know what the topic is?" She teases while Thor watches their interactions from the corner of his eye, use to the two of their reactions to each other by now, after all of the conversations the three had together.
"No," Loki states plainly giving his sister the stink eye, causing Rachel's smirk to widen in amusement.
"Actually it wasn't just you who was the topic, it was more Thor than you."
"Oh?" Loki's eyes jump to his brother before back to Rachel, who hummed in affirmation.
"I was explaining to Kassie about how on Midgard, Asgard is nothing but legend and myths. I brought up a story that there is of you tricking Thor to dress as a woman and flirt with another male."
"Ah! Yes." Loki's face splits into a grin, as Thor scowls a little, "It was less a trick and more of a dare."
"An unfair dare, as you can magic yourself info a female and not feel rather put out about the whole ordeal," Thor mutters loud enough for Rachel to hear, who starts to snicker.
"You should know not to accept anything Loki dares you to do, even if he tries to say you will be less for not doing it. It'll end with you being less humiliated, and one of the only stories to make it through the ages almost completely unscathed by human memory." Rachel looks at him from the corner of her eye and sees him pouting, "Awe don't pout Thor, it was a learning experience right?"
"He did it more than once," Loki states plainly, completely devoid of any emotion, Rachel stumbles a little as she's caught unaware by that.
"Really Thor?!" Her head whips around to look at the blonde who resolutely refused to look at the twins and kept his eyes forward, "Come on, let that be Loki joking, a really unfunny joke." When the man still refused to look at Rachel, or answer, her head whips around to look at Loki, who was shaking a little trying not to laugh, "Holy-You're not kidding?!" Loki shakes his head.
"Stop it Loki." Thor rumbles, a growl practically, at which Loki loses the battle to not laugh.
"Ho-Why?!" Rachel looks from her twin to Thor, who still refused to look at the woman, though she could tell by the pink of his cheeks he was rather embarrassed.
"Our brother plied me with mead." The blonde mutters as Loki scoffs.
"Only twice, and the other three times?" Loki enquiries giving his brother a critical look, Thor's cheeks darken further in a blush before muttering unintelligently, "I'm sorry, what was that?"
"I was given free drinks," Thor mutters deeply, his words barely audible, let alone distinguishable.
"You flirted, dressed as a woman, for drinks?" Rachel asks him incredulously, the man nods once, "You could have done that dressed as a man! I am pretty sure there are a few guys out there that would happily ply the great Prince Thor with drinks," She pauses and looks to Loki, "If for no other reason than to get into bed with him." She practically sings the last part, as Loki bursts into laughter again.
"Hay!" Thor exclaims looking rather thunderous. Rachel sends him a smirk, her eyes dancing in delight.
"Oh don't worry Thor, no one will judge you, I mean if lore is as lore states, Loki turned himself into a mare, and got laid by a stallion." Loki's laughter cuts off quickly, as Thor's face breaks into a grin, "Of course the story continues he ended up getting pregnant from the encounter-"
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Loki's Twin, Tony's Sister
RomanceWhat if Loki had a twin sister? But she wasn't raised on Asgard, or in Jotinhiem. So where was this little girl raised in the nine realms? Let's try Midgard, Earth, and who gets to say that they raised the God of Mischief's sister? Well it wasn't SH...