Just some one-shots, probably made later into a story book through the life of the baby reader through infant, child, teen, and adulthood under the watchful eyes of your father the Devil and your two brothers Cups and Mugs with the rest of the Casin...
Ok. New Year, second month, 2020 was suppose to be a good year but January that "B". But February will hopefully be better. I hope you guys like this little break in between the original story I hope to soon publish the next part soon. anyway enjoy!!
When the girls rooms are full don't use the gym rooms.
"Y/N, I don't think we should come in here when it's not our class period." Amaris tried to pulled the girl away from the showers. "Amaris, please what's got your panties in a bunch? It's just the girl's locker room." Y/n asked raising a brow. "Well, it's just some girls have caught some of the boys sneaking in and peaking at them, and you know administration won't actually do anything until something terrible happens, it's just... it's too quiet, what if-" "Stop right there dudette, you think I'm just going to let some perverted otaku catch me vulnerable and won't repay the favor, let alone beat his ass? Hah, Amaris you've known me for how long?" ("about 2 weeks") "Nonetheless, no need to worry I'll protect both of us." Y/n said walking with more determination into the locker room. "Why again are we here?" "Oh uh, I forgot my gym bag yesterday and just remember to grab it for laundry day tomorrow, heheh." Y/n rubbed her head sheepishly. Amaris could only shake her head in amusement. Just then the lights in the locker room flickered and then cut off and moans from the showers sounded like the damned. "Kyaaaahhhh!!!" Amaris grabbed Y/n's hand and booked it out of the there. From behind one of the shower curtains Bruce and Jeremy were laughing holding their guts. "Serves those bitches right!" Bruce roared again with laughter. "Heh Yeah, let's see them come in here again all brave." Jeremy commented.
Always have an excuse to why your homework was chewed out by Cerberus.
"This is the third time your, uh, dog ate your homework Y/N, I'll have to have a talk with your parents about this blatant disrespect of missing and incomplete homework." Ms. Falsetto said in front of the entire class. "I promise Cerberus, keeps getting in my book bag at night, he tries to get my snacks in there, but instead he tears into my homework folder." Y/n explained. Ms. Falsetto raises her hand ordering 'that is enough'. "You'll have to spend this afternoon with me in silence, I can't let this one slide Ms. L/N." She then sat down and began to shuffle some papers. Y/n stood in disbelief, her dad wasn't about to come here, let alone talk to her teacher about this "incident". I need a plan. So after school, Y/n called up her brothers and told them the deal and plan she got from this one episode.
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"Yes, Uh Mister and Mister..." "Mr. Demon, Drake Demon" "And Alex Demon." Cuphead was wearing a large black shirt with a pillow underneath to give him a heavy set look. " the schools records said she only had a father." "Well can't a man find love later in life but not expound it to the world." Mugman who was wearing a hairy and bar stool style mustache stated surely. " Uh ofcourse sir, but the records would probably need to be update for safety reasons ofcourse." Yes yes at another time, this time I was called because my daughter didn't turn in her homework for the 4th time claiming it was the dog, yes?" Mugman waved her off. "Yes, sir, Y/n otherwise is a very intelligent student and I hold her in high esteem, but lately she has been, how do I say "shirking" her responsibilities of turning in her homework on time, especially blaming it on the dog all the time." "Mugman stroked his mustache in thought. Cuphead answered. "Well our Y/n wouldn't do it on purpose I'm sure, she usually tries to keep her bag as far away from the dog as possible, but sometimes he can smell the treats she leaves in there for them." "And she explained that to me, but four times Mr. Demon?" Ms. Falsetto exasperated. "I assure you we will correct this behavior ma'am." Then Mugman turned towards a sheepishly looking Y/n and said, "You hear me young lady, when we get home you will keep you bag in our room from now on and will redo all those homework assignments and stand in the corner and think about what you've done. We do not stan failure in this house!" Y/n tried to hold back her laughter instead looking as if shaking from fear instead of mirth. Ye ,yes dad." "Now that's much better, I hope to see improvement in a month Y/n" Ms. Falsetto finally said. "And you will, we'll whip her back into shape." "not with the belly, you won't." Y/n muttered. After the whole ordeal the trio went out for ice cream and laughed about the exchange.
Carry a stick of dynamite everywhere you go because you'll never know when you'll need it.
"Alright test #1, stick of dynamite down the latrines, revenge part 2, victims: Jeremy and Bruce and his little "gang". " Y/n stated into the camera as she lit and dropped the stick of dynamite into one of the toilets and flushed. This was revenge for the scare they gave Amaris and her in the locker room all those months ago. When she found out those two were behind the light flickering and moans she consulted her brothers on what she should do to get back at them. "Stick of dynamite with their DNA on it. Expulsion!" Both of them said. How her brothers' got the DNA from them she'll never ask, but this prank would be so worth it.
House shoes are a great form of conducting electricity, Hell's edition
Y/n was bored again, not good. It was a Sunday and the Casino was closed, also not good. On top of that her friends couldn't hang out with her because they had social gatherings with family to go to, that was her limit. After a while moping she got up and thought that bothering her brothers and dad would be entertaining. She dragged her sock covered feet across her plush black carpet out into the hallway and down to break room. Where she no doubt believed her brothers to be. When she arrived both of them were stacking a deck of cards on Mangosteen's back while the latter was sleeping. "Hey Cuppy, sup Muggy." Y/n knew they hated those nicknames she gave them. "Ugh sis, we've told you don't call us that, when you were little ok, but now you must respect as men." Cuphead started. "Like Baroness Von Bon Bon thinks you are?", "'Oh Cuphead you've saved me again, kiss me you fool'" * cue kissy noises *, "Why you little-" Cuphead stomped over to his sister only for her to put her hand up in defense and accidentally zap him. "Ouch! You shocked me, you planned that didn't you?!" He said grabbing her shirt. "What no way, I didn't even realize I had collected that much electricity." Y/n said trying to escape her brother's grasp. "Come on Cup, let her go, besides, we'll get her back ~later~" Y/n gulped, just as Cuphead released his hold, she bolted, but not before seeing the sly grins that appeared on her brothers' faces. She's going to have to sleep over in Jinn's room tonight.
