Shane's Sinister and Bizarre Encounters

Radio Head Part 1

*Back at the Wendy's where Shane and friends were having their epic battle*

"How the hell can we find an opponent that just screws around with us!?" Yelled Tyson.

"I have an idea, Tyson," I said.

"What?"

I leaned into his ear to whisper the plan, but all of a sudden, the enemy familiar shot through the ventilation system and onto the ground!

"I decided this waitress'll die. She's in the way and I hate whiny bitches!"

The familiar wound up a punch and shot right through the lady who had given us our food.

"What the hell!?" I shouted.

"Shane! I want to see the power of your familiar! Not that you'll be able to defeat me, but I wanna see what defeated the kid!"

He pointed his finger at Doyle and then to me.

"Actually, I think Tyson here'll take you on!"

"Wait, what!? He punched right through that lady! Don't tell me I'm supposed to fight him!"

Right after Tyson had finished, dozens of people were telling us to shut up before going back to their computers and phones. Most of them then began to complain that the internet was slower than before. We thought nothing of it.

"Well, alright! I'll kill the bastard!" Tyson yelled.

Right after that, I leaned down to the waitress.

"I'm sorry this happened."

I summoned my familiar and created a door near her wound. I surveyed the inside of her body to see if there was still blood.

"Yes!"

"What?" Tyson asked.

"Never mind me! Go into the kitchen and have your duel there!"

Tyson and the enemy familiar began walking towards the back of the kitchen. Meanwhile, I checked to see which organs and veins had been penetrated and created doors on all of them, then immediately shutting them, hoping blood would flow once more.

"Please work."

The lady just was there, sitting motionless. Then, I saw her middle finger twitch, then her legs, then here arms, and then her whole body! She got back up off the floor not remembering what had happened as she had been close to death's door.

*Meanwhile in the kitchen*

"I'm gonna inverse your face!" Tyson shouted with his hoarse yet loud voice.

"I'm going to make a whole through your chest!"

"After I beat you, I'll find your user and turn his body to nothingness!"

"Oh, did I forget? I'll come out from my hiding place now. After all, I'm more powerful the closer I am to my familiar."

I heard a noise coming from the vents, coming closer towards me.

"What the hell's that?"

Suddenly, a man fell out of the vents! 

"Oh, I assume your the scumbag that nearly killed that waitress?"

"Point taken. But soon, the only point here is going to be the point I use to stab at you!"

Tyson and the man began staring each other down furiously. A worker who had just put a fresh batch of nuggets in the oven began to watch. He strained his eyes to see a cocky man in a suit smirking with the stink eye directed towards a teenager who looked like he was about to explode.

"What the fuck is going on?"

The man in the suit looked over. He flashed the evil eyes at the worker.

"Run along now! This is none of your business!"

The worker left.

"3."

"2."

The enemy began to move before the countdown reached to 0!

"Piracy!"

Tyson's familiar came out once again to block the incoming blows from the enemy familiar. It circled around before throwing a right hook at Tyson trying to bypass his guard. Suddenly, Tyson's familiar took his left arm and shot it right in the face of the enemy familiar. It was knocked back and was recovering from the counter-attack.

"This is the true power of Piracy."

Piracy's right hand was raised.

"I could tell from the blow I landed to your familiar that its outer shell is made out of some kind of metal. Due to a lack of rust and little to no damage, I can determine. I can determine it's made of titanium!"

The familiar instantaneously pulled towards Piracy.

"You could call it teleportation to some extent!"

Piracy began to ready a barrage of strikes and did just that. Tyson began to shout out a battlecry as blows upon blows were landed at the familiar.

"Mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo morire!" 

Piracy landed a final heavy blow that sent the familiar flying back toward its user.

"Your familiar seems to possess quite a bit of physical pow-"

Piracy was already readying another barrage towards the man but something unexpected had happened. The enemy familiar had counter-attacked Piracy and sent it flying across the room.

"What in the!?" Tyson cried.

*Outside the kitchen*

Everyone was crying about how the internet wasn't working.

"This is strange, Doyle. Can you please go check up on the duel in the kitchen."

"Sure thing, Shane!"