Anybody at all: *Plays "Talk dirty"*
My friend: "All I really need to understand is
When you talk dirty to me!~"
(Being The vine Expert I am.)
Me: "MUDDY HANDS, SAND, ASHES AND DEBRIS, PUBLIC TOILETS, AND A HOMELESS MAN!"
My friend: "Talk dirty to me?.."
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꒰ ୨୧ ꒱ 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 {𝗶} ♡ ˚ ·
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