𝓞𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓼~ {Black Hat x Reader}

S O O N

(Guess who's back?)

Y/N stared into nothing as 5.0.5 came around with plates of the rib. Black Hat sat at the end of the table, looking at Y/N. Y/N looked down at her food, feeling her mouth water. Then laughing could be heard bouncing off the walls in the hallway. Y/N perked up and saw a blur of green zoom past her.

Y/N blinked a few times before looking at the source of the laughing. It was the lizard  girl once again. Y/N never knew her name, and doesn't plan on knowing. She could care less. "Hello future novio~" She cooed at Black Hat as she took the seat right next to him, much to his displeasure. Black Hat scowled at her. Y/N found herself doing the same, and she immediately stopped once she realized. 

"Demencia, stop that. How many times do I have to tell you to leave boss alone." Flug scolded her. She only shrugged, then noticed Y/N. "Who are you? Why are you here? Black Hat there's a random person here!" She hollered. Y/N felt her eye twitch. "She is a villain who was invited to dinner. By me." Black Hat said, stealing a few glances at Y/N. Y/N silently nodded in agreement. The physco girl hummed in thought. "But... she's not a villain!" The girl spat. "She's that one from the coffee shop, who was minding her business until a BIG hero swooped from nowhere and almost raped her! But thanks to dr. I-shit-myself-when-I-take-one-look-at-Black-Hat, she didn't get raped and have a MILLION babies!" 

I blinked a few times, trying to process what she said. Raped? 'I shit myself when I take one look at Black Hat'? What drugs does this girl take? "H-HEY! I do NOT poop in my pants everytime I see Black Ha-...." Flug said, slowing down once he realized the girl was talking about rape. "Demencia, where did you learn the word rape?" The girl, whose name is Demencia, only giggled and looked at Black Hat. Black Hat rose a brow. "I swear I didn't tell her what rape was." Black Hat said, with a mouth full of ribs.

I had a few ideas of how. Maybe she looked up Black Hat but instead got some... rather nasty things. But that's just a guess. I'm not saying it's true. "Hey, um... Demencia, right?" I suddenly said, making everyone focus on me. "Yeah?" I cleared my throat, getting nervous at all the eyes watching me. "Did- did you get raped?" I awkwardly asked. I saw Flug's eyes go as wide a saucers. 

"No, I was the one who raped."  She calmly said, shrugging like it was no big deal. I rose my eyebrows in surprise. "W-who..?" Flug whispered. Black Hat was now giving Demencia a weird, yet slightly terrified look. Demencia giggled. "Our's truly~, Black Hat!" She said as she did jazz hands. Suddenly confetti came falling from nowhere and air horns here heard. I looked down at my food in pure disgust. Suddenly, I'm not hungry. But, I'm still hungry enough to eat. Black Hat chokes on his food. "WHAT?!"

Demencia smiled proudly. "I licked everywhere. Especially your mouth area! That was the most fun!"  I stood up and everyone looked back at me. "I think we're all done eating. 505? Would you be a sweetheart and clean up our plates?" 505 wagged his little tail and saluted. "Black Hat, how about we talk in your office?" Black Hat twitched the slightest as he nodded. "Well then, lead the way."

He got up and adjusted his tail coat. Before he walked off, he gave Demencia a menacing glare. Black Hat then walked ahead of me, leading me to his office. We stopped in front of two double doors. Black Hat fiddled with the door handle and opened the door, allowing us access to his office. I stepped inside and he shut the door. It was rather loud and aggressive, but I don't blame the demon. He just heard his worst nightmare was reality. He sat down at his desk and folded his hands and sighed. 
"What?"

I rolled my eyes. "Look, I know your pissed off about Demencia but I need you to focus your attention on me." He gave me a small glare, but it sooned softened to a emotionless expression. "Okay. You have my full attention." I would smile at his words, but I couldn't. "How about I check out some of your weapons that are for sale. I might consider buying one." He looked in deep thought, until he put on his signature smile and stood up. "You have a deal, Ms Y/N. Follow me." He lead me out to another room that was 'strictly forbidden to low lifes such as yourself'. His words, not mine.