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YourDailySunshine: hi!

TaTa.spamss: heyyyyy

TaTa.spamss: so..

YourDailySunshine: umm

TaTa.spamss: uhhh

YourDailySunshine: .

AgustD: shut your phones for one sec I was trying to freaking sleep dummies

YourDailySunshine: hi

TaTa.spamss: I dont have a flip phone so idk how I'm gonna shut it but okay

Seokjinoppa: I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A MARIO KART GAME AND NOW YOU BUZZ UP MY FLIP PHONE. NOW I WAS LAST PLACE DUMBS

YourDailySunshine: ok

TaTa.spamss: periodt

Namjoonie: um hi

JiminsJams: bye

Namjoonie: shut up you no jams dude

TaTa.spamss: woah woah woah there fellas. lets calm down and eat some chips

JiminsJams: that hurt

YourDailySunshine: my butthole hurt

AgustD: what the actual fuck

TaTa.spamss: relatable

JiminsJams: I-

TaTa.spamss: stoves

GCF.jk: ????

Seokjinoppa: what about stoves?

TaTa.spamss: I need a new couch

Namjoonie: ummmm

Seokjinoppa: WHAT DID I TELL YOU TO DO A MILLION TIMES YOU HAVE TO WORK DUM DUMS

GCF.jk: gUYS I made 2 dollars off of the pencils gang gang

YourDailySunshine: I'm bouta smickity smack the clickity clack outta you

AgustD: ^ exactly

TaTa.spamss: halp there's a spider on the wall

YourDailySunshine: aight bye

Namjoonie: capture it and free it

AgustD: no you dumb fucks just kill it

TaTa.spamss: But I cant reach

JiminsJams: get a chair?

TaTa.spamss: ohhhh that makes sense but the spider is crawling

Seokjinoppa: just try to kill it

TaTa.spamss: fine

AgustD: finally

TaTa.spamss: ITS CRAWLING ON MY ARM HELP

AgustD: wtf

Namjoonie: go outside and let it crawl out of you and on the ground

GCF.jk: ew but the temperature outside is like hoT

JiminsJams: like me

GCF.jk: stop

AgustD: BRO JUST KILL IT

AgustD: IF ITS ON YLUR ARM ITLL BE EASIER TO KILL IT WITH A FREAKING NAPKIN

Seokjinoppa: cussed—

TaTa.spamss: ITS IN MY PANTS

GCF.jk: lucky

GCF.jk: AUTOCORRECT

AgustD: Gtg bye

Namjoonie: UMM you should probably just like do the worm or something and wait until it falls out?

JiminsJams: that spider's weird

Seokjinoppa: ikr like personal space?

TaTa.spamss: oh ok I killed it with a napkin but there's a red spot on my butt

Namjoonie: did it just bite you there?

GCF.jk: how can you even see that?

TaTa.spamss: idk it just hurts

JiminsJams: you should go see a doctor

GCF.jk: bish no just wait it out like a PRO MAN

Namjoonie: eye

Seokjinoppa: straight facts

TaTa.spamss: ok

AgustD: ok I guess you guys are done talking about that situation

YourDailySunshine: yey

TaTa.spamss: what situation

Namjoonie: the spider in your pants situation

YourDailySunshine: what I guess you guys aren't done okay peace

GCF.jk: NOOOOO

AgustD: baby's gone again smh

JiminsJams: so..

TaTa.spamss: ew guys there's another spider

TaTa.spamss: it looks the exact same

Namjoonie: are you sure that you killed it?

TaTa.spamss: well I put the napkin on him

AgustD: did you even put any force????????

GCF.jk: step on the spider

TaTa.spamss: OH

TaTa.spamss: I checked on the napkin and I cant find the spider there

TaTa.spamss: GUYs I cant find the spider that was on the ground either.

Seokjinoppa: OH N

AgustD: you dead sweetie 😚

Namjoonie: gl with that bby

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