BTS Group Chat!!

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AgustD: it's friday the 13th guysss

JiminsJams: yeah it me birthday!!! Thank you for remembering ily

AgustD: oh shit it's your birthday??

JiminsJams: yeah!

Namjoonie: Oh man that sucks.

YourDailySunshine: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOCHI LOVE YOU 😘

AgustD: You didn't even tell me when your birthday was but okay.

JiminsJams: why does my birthday suck????

GCF.jk: Because no one wants your existence

Namjoonie: Boy if you don't shut the hell up

GCF.jk: okay babe

Seokjinoppa: AYE WUDDUP JIMIN HAPPY BIRTHDAYS

TaTa.spamss: who Birthday is it?

JiminsJams: MINE!!

TaTa.spamss: MINECRAFT!!! YEYEYEYEYEYEYWYWYEYEYEYEYEY

AgustD: creeper

GCF.jk: awh man

TaTa.spamss: AW MAN

TaTa.spamss: hey what the heck I said that first!!!

GCF.jk: one chopstick dude really boutta fight me

Seokjinoppa: don't you dare asshole

Seokjinoppa: and stop freaking cussing on god

TaTa.spamss: I WAS FIRST FAIR AND SQUARE

AgustD: You all better shut up or else I shove that one chopstick up each of your ass

YourDailySunshine: jiminnnnnn

JiminsJams: yes?

YourDailySunshine: we should hang out together sometime.

TaTa.spamss: strainer Sanger

GCF.jk: what

Namjoonie: hold up we only know each other through text messages so we wouldn't know if you guys are stalkers or some crap

AgustD: if you're the one saying that then you're probably the stalker

Seokjinoppa: zzzzzxz

Namjoonie: well.. no

JiminsJams: sure my address is 17474 [insert Korean street and city name and zip code and credit card information and social security number]

*FOLKS DO NOT SHARE THAT IN PUBLIC ISTG THIS IS JUST FOR THE JOKES*

AgustD: why would you even

Seokjinoppa: what's the PIN number?

GCF.jk: I'm gonna send you a gift mochi and it's gonna be my d

TaTa.spamss: dollars?

YourDailySunshine: dolla dolla hmm that seems like something familiar I just don't know where

YourDailySunshine: and also something like Nemo

AgustD: you legit crazy

YourDailySunshine: only for u

Namjoonie: waht

AgustD: $&283774&:&-$2838;88:&2&

JiminsJams: I trust y'all. We've been talking for like 5 months now so it's all good

Seokjinoppa: pin?

TaTa.spamss: hoe what your fay

GCF.jk: What the fuck DID YOU JUST CALL ME

Namjoonie: gucci hbu

TaTa.spamss: expensive gucci

TaTa.spamss: what did I call you hoe?

AgustD: SOMEONE PUT A LEASH ON THESE DUDES

JiminsJams: what's a ho?

GCF.jk: YOU A HOE TGATS EHATS IT

GCF.jk: TAE YOU WANNA FKING FIGHT

TaTa.spamss: I don't unhoestand

GCF.jk: you flipping bitch

Seokjinoppa: shut the fuck up you dirty ass cunt stop cussing

YourDailySunshine: ^

AgustD: why does jk always argue like what is your problem

JiminsJams: he need some help

GCF.jk: yeah I do Namjoonie can you come over

AgustD: WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF TGATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Namjoonie: for what?

GCF.jk is typing...

YourDailySunshine: STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE

TaTa.spamss: dawg

JiminsJams: cat

Namjoonie: I'm so confused but okay ily jk

GCF.jk: OH SHIT OH SHIT IM GONNA FAINT DID YOU HEAR THAT SHDHDJIEIWJSNDNEJWNNDNCJFJEJENDJJFJSKAKDKDJOWOWKDJFJDISJJ2$7:8;&3818:8(93819:&(&&,&.'snxhjxjz€|£\£]^{%,^£|!]!{£,+.¥¥[€{€<££|£\€|€{£>#£<+\£]€~£^?}#|£]!~€£,£~£{£]£_¥=,•|£['mz

Seokjinoppa: what about me?

Namjoonie: uh okay ily too ig

Seokjinoppa: INTENSELY BLUSHING

AgustD: y'all gay 😴

TaTa.spamss: ok

YourDailySunshine: yeah we happy what about it

AgustD: ah shit nvm my love

JiminsJams: anybody wanna celebrate my birthday wit me??

GCF.jk: I'm at your front porch

JiminsJams: why you :(

GCF.jk: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

TaTa.spamss: I'm next to a guy at the front of your house. He's on his phone and looks vaguely familiar but idk. He has brown hair and a hella nice outfit but honestly he be looking like a hobo no cap. He's around the same height as me and his cologne is SO FUCKING SMELLY LIKE I CANT BREATHE JIMIN OPEN THE DOOR QUICKLY OR ELSE IM GONNA FAINT

TaTa.spamss: ew he just looked at me JIMJN OPEN UP

GCF.jk: YOU DUMB FUCK THATS ME

TaTa.spamss: AWH SHIT HES LOOKIJG AT ME IM GONNA PER MY PANTS

TaTa.spamss: But he has nice arms

TaTa.spamss: HES TALKING TO ME SHHSHHSHSHSGDURIWHSJJFD