BTS Group Chat!!

12.

Seokjinoppa: and that's on periodt

AgustD: can you not I'm like literally trying to make a mixtape

Namjoonie: at 4 am?

AgustD: why is you awake then?

Namjoonie: I still have to study for my exam

Namjoonie: haven't finished my homework 😔

Seokjinoppa: WAHT?

AgustD: man school thumbs down

GCF.jk: EXACTLY.

GCF.jk: I'm finna fail my classes:)

Seokjinoppa: oh no you don't boy. Listen here jinglekook, if that even is your real name.

GCF.jk: but that's not my name..

Seokjinoppa: Ok jigglenock

JiminsJams: HAJIMA MY LUNGS

Namjoonie: hold up ima call the ambulance hand in there buddy

Namjoonie: crap the home phone line broke

Namjoonie: the actual line string thingy

YourDailySunshine: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA not funny

GCF.jk: jin stop with those dumb names istg

Seokjinoppa: shut up jellybelly

AgustD: oh k HOW DOES THAT EVEN REMOTELY MATCH WITH HIS NAMe-

YourDailySunshine: wait I though GCF.jk was Jungkook

YourDailySunshine: or was it JungKook

YourDailySunshine: or jjjjjjjungKook

Namjoonie: whaT

TaTa.spamss: I think it was jjjjjjjjjjjungKook not jjjjjjjungKook

Seokjinoppa: guys are you insane that's not even remotely close to his name smh

JiminsJams: hold up why are we all awake at 4:05 am?

TaTa.spamss: idk you tell me

TaTa.spamss: jemin

GCF.jk: OMF STOP MY NAME IS JUNGKOOK AND JIMINS NAME IS LITERALLY IN HIS USERNAME YOU DUMB BANANAS

Seokjinoppa: and that's on periodt

AgustD: finally istg y'all need tutor

Namjoonie: Awh Hell nah I already have school

YourDailySunshine: ohhhhhhhhhhhh hi JiminsJams

JiminsJams: STOP HAJIMA

Seokjinoppa: double negative makes a positive

Seokjinoppa: Hey school isn't that bad!

GCF.jk: shut up you old man

AgustD: YALL ARE IRRITATING

Seokjinoppa: hold up im bouta choke someone 😚✌🏻

TaTa.spamss: you gonna shuv food down their throat????

GCF.jk: I wonder who he's gonna choke.

JiminsJams: you

YourDailySunshine: whos you?

GCF.jk: ^^ exactly like explain

AgustD: you no school brainers are a bigger thumbs down

Namjoonie: Listen here bro I am so sleepy but I can't sleep because homework is taking me way too long to do and I also need to study. WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW ELEMENTS? I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT THINGIES CREATE MY TWO CHOPSTICKS

TaTa.spamss: ok pooh periodt

Seokjinoppa: yas hunty periodT

AgustD: that's a good point

TaTa.spamss: wait holdup- you eat with chopsticks????????

GCF.jk: don't all Asians do?

YourDailySunshine: shut up you race est

Namjoonie: I mean I usually see asian people use chopsticks because it's common.

TaTa.spamss: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

TaTa.spamss: I use one chopstick

AgustD: honestly an intellectual

GCF.jk: how you gonna pick up your rice with one chopstick

Seokjinoppa: I use a fork

JiminsJams: same

TaTa.spamss: have you heard of tongues

TaTa.spamss: they like spoons but ewwy

YourDailySunshine: just use a freaking spoon

TaTa.spamss: BUT THAT THEIF STOLE THEM

Namjoonie: But you knocked him out

TaTa.spamss: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it was still in his sack

GCF.jk: did Santa just steal your utensils?

AgustD: what

TaTa.spamss: DANG IT

JiminsJams: what is this group chat honestly

GCF.jk: less random than yourself

AgustD: ¿

Namjoonie: hold up there folks. Don't be rude

JiminsJams: THIS GROUPCHAT'S RANDOMNESS IS BIGGER THAN YOUR DIK

TaTa.spamss: dik?

YourDailySunshine: WHAT THE ACTUAL HECKERU

GCF.jk: WELL AT LEAST MINES IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

AgustD: how do you guys know each other's sizes?

Namjoonie: ummM