[ Now I'm More Nervous ]
kazemaru: i have a crush on park
fudou: do you really omg
kazemaru: yeah im nervous
fudou: im nervous too what if she calls you a fucking moron
kazemaru:
[ Kira Kira ]
park: oh no! you have something in your eye!
kazemaru: huh? I don't feel anything, what is it?
park: sparkle.
[ Texts/ How Was The Ramen ]
endou: so how was it
kazemaru: we finally kissed. . .
endou: AHSKABSKSHSISBJSBSJS
endou: AJDNSJBDJENFJWJD
endou: AKDNDKNFEJMFKEMS
endou: FKSJSNWOSNQKAJJSJS
endou: WJEJWNDNWJDNDKDLSIJ
endou: JDJSNANIQNEJWNDN
endou: wait you mean the ramen right?
kazemaru: goodnight.
[ She's a Killer ]
kazemaru: this is a love story
park: every good one starts off with murder
kazemaru: no one told me about that
park: I'm telling you now
[ Sic Em' ]
kazemaru: who's a good girl
park: me me me
fudou: let me try. who's a good girl
kazemaru: get him
park: BARK BARK BITCH
fudou: OKAY OKAY I GET IT
[ Mirror Reflection ]
narukami: kiss the most handsome guy in the room
fudou: sakuma
sakuma: what
fudou: move
sakuma: [. . . steps aside]
fudou: genda
genda: yes
fudou: move.
genda: [moves]
fudou: right here [points at mirror]
/mirror reflects park in the distance
kazemaru: [pulls out three knives]
fudou: BRO STOP
[ Learning Japanese ]
kino: try saying good morning to kazemaru!
park: okay!!
kazemaru: good morning
park: ohayo, kazemaru-san
kazemaru: . . . 'san'. . . i see. . . we are not close friends as I thought we were. . .
kino: uh oh
[ World Hard And Cold, Boob Soft And Warm ]
fudou: I can't believe I still don't have a girlfriend
park: dude if you like tiddies and ass so much then get your own
fudou: [actually thinks about it for a second] . . . SHUT UP
[ Snow Cones ]
park: mine is raspberry is yours blueberry?
kazemaru: yeah,
park: lemme see your tongue
kazemaru: [opens his mouth for a second, his tongue is blue]
park: [bats eyelashes] do you want to try and make purple?
kazemaru: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ Learning Japanese, Baby Park Edition ]
child park: oppa teach me more japanese words!
jin: which ones do you want to know this time!
park: umm. . . friend!
hayate: do you know friend in korean?
park: chingu!
hayate: good
jin: friend is, tomodachi!
park: tamagotchi!
jin: . . . close enough!
[ I'll Show You Rough Play ]
mizukamiya: we have one option left
asuto: what is it?
mizukamiya: why don't we try playing that way too
kazemaru: mio. . . im not even going to stop you this time
park: [cracks knuckles] this one's for fudou
[ Bad Guy. Billie Eilish ]
kazemaru: why are you guys always so cynical with me
fudou: give it a rest man
kazemaru: oh, so i'm the bad guy?
park: [looks at fudou]
fudou: [looks at park]
park: SO YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY
fudou: LIKE IT REALLY ROUGH GUY
park: JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH GUY
fudou: CHEST ALWAYS SO PUFFED GUY
kazemaru: [deadpans]
[ Imagine a World, Where Everywhere You Look, It's Just Park ]
kazemaru: good morning-
adult park: I made you breakfast!
raimon park: I helped!
teikoku park: did you sleep well? hurry up and eat, we have class soon!
orion park: [dead asleep on the couch]
child park: [she monch her pikachu's ear]
kazemaru: . . . don't pinch me
[ You Know, He Asked Me To Marry Him ]
kazemaru: what's wrong
park, whilst peeling an orange: nothing, im just thinking
kazemaru: about what?
park: [thinking about if nobunaga was bigger or not] . . . [shakes her head] never mind, i already know the answer
kazemaru: . . . ?
park: unfortunately. [continues peeling her orange]
[ No U ]
kazemaru: stop texting mio
fudou: stop talking to me
[ Jojo ]
kazemaru: where did i put my phone
park: in your back pocket
kazemaru: oh yeah
park: now you're going to say 'how did she know!?'
kazemaru: [stares] . . . how did she know? [gasps!]
park: VERY NICE, CAESAR CHAN !
