[ how orion probably should have ended ]
irina: i demand a ransom from every country or i will kill everyone in this stadium, and come for your country too
everyone: holy shit that's crazy
hayate: are you fucking stupid, look, anyone can do that [shoots masato]
irina: oh my god
hayate: this is what happens when brainless people like you get involved in government, you think you can hold the entire EARTH HOSTAGE? I CAN SHOOT YOU AND KILL YOU IN FIVE SECONDS
irina:
bernard:
froy:
hayate: everybody go the FUCK HOME, this show is over.
[ i don't know these guys ]
kazemaru: [sends photo of model wearing a sweater]
park: i dont know him dont start
kazemaru: what
kazemaru: I'm showing you the sweater
park: oh lol
[ get away from my mother ]
kazemaru: [kisses his wife before leaving for work]
chaeya: it's disgusting how desperate you are
[ my girlfriend ]
park: aw, you have a crush on me? that's so embarrassing
kazemaru: we've been dating for three years
[ failure ]
jin: if you hurt my little sister im kicking your ass
kazemaru: can you really say that after disappearing for ten years
jin: . . . you're right im a failure
[ be ungrateful ]
hayate: mio asked me to talk to you
chaeya:
hayate: so why do you hate your dad so much
chaeya:
hayate: my father left before i was born, he left again after mio was. i think she wants you to be grateful that you could even meet yours.
chaeya: . . . a long time ago he used to yell at eomma
hayate: he fucking what this bitch is dead
[ what a kind young man ]
kim: i dont care what anyone says! those two boys are never allowed to see you again, i dont care if they were your brothers !
park:
/the next day
jin, standing at the front door with a huge bouquet of flowers: ('•̥ ω •̥' ')
kim: omg what a kind young man come inside please
[ lol get wrecked ]
chaeya: [playing video games]
kazemaru: chaeya, dinner is ready
chaeya: get the fuck out of my room im playing monster hunter
kazemaru: this is the living room
