[ i thought we were friends ]
endou: do you want to get ramen
kazemaru: why the fuck would i go anywhere with you when i can go with mio
endou: okay shit man, you could just say no
[ stop calling this number ]
/phone rings
chaeya: yeobosayo
jin: hey kid, where's your mum at
chaeya: she went to the grocery store, oe samchon
jin: oh sweet, you wanna come hang out with me the-
chaeya: [hangs up]
[ why does my son hate me ]
kazemaru: i dont know what to do
park: hes just having a hard time expressing his emotions, it's a difficult age for him
kazemaru: i-i guess you're right [i mean, at that age i spent all my time chasing after you- so i wouldn't know]
[ cho is pretty good at soccer ]
kazemaru: when your eomma was a little girl, she didnt have anyone to play soccer with after being adopted. she would play with cho or all by herself.
chaeya:
kazemaru: but you're lucky! you have me!
chaeya: I can play with cho, it's alright.
[ nigerundayo, smokey]
chaeya: [walking to school, playing with his phone]
girls: KAZEMARU KUUUUN !!
chaeya: [immediately runs the opposite way] EOMMA !!
[ raimon vs teikoku ]
kazemaru: guys be careful, they're a lot stronger than before
endou: we can take em, dont worry
park: IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY!!
kazemaru:
endou:
handa: im scared
[ deja vu ]
park: what are you thinking about, kiddo?
chaeya: I wonder if being fourteen means that i can get away with murder
park: . . . why am i getting deja vu
[ omg ]
kazemaru: oh my god she just smiled at me
fudou: . . . y'all are dating
kazemaru: I know but still
[ no wonder everyone thought i was an idiot ]
kazemaru: [stresses for two years about how to confess despite believing park will never like him back]
kazemaru, now: I don't know what I was so worried about
park: worried about what?
kazemaru: . . . [gives her a chocolate]
park, glittering: ichirouta, i love you!! [proceeds to kiss his cheeks]
kazemaru: . . . what the hell was wrong with me
[ fraud ]
nosaka: join the resistance team
park: are you part of it
nosaka: yes
park: then fuck no, that's not even resistance. what suffering did orion make you go through??????
[ nigerundayo, smokey (nosaka version) ]
nosaka: we shouldn't fight a losing battle, let's retreat for now
park: ohhh that's pretty cool
nosaka: what's that?
park: running away.
nosaka:
park: like a little bitch
[ that's not surprising ]
kazemaru: park spoke to me for five minutes now I dream of her kissing me in the moonlight
fudou: twink
