[ warning !! lots of cursing ! not all of these are like,, 'canon', they're just for fun. ]
[ Cheating ]
kazemaru: you're cheating on me i just know it
park: ??? what ??? what makes you think that ??? i would never ???
kazemaru: [lifts cell phone] WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHY ARE YOU WITH HIM?
park: . . . that's yuta. and we just bumped into one another at mcdonalds.
kazemaru: . . . oh
park: more importantly, how did you get this image
kazemaru:
park:
kazemaru:
park: stalker.
[ Good Girl ]
kazemaru: who's a good girl? who's a good girl?
park: ME, ME, I AM ! I'M A GOOD GIRL !
kazemaru: gimmie kisses
park: [kisses his cheek]
kazemaru: thats a good girl ! [gives her a candy]
[ Just Eat It For God's Sake ]
park: just look at him. . . the way he slurps up his soup
nosaka: [slurps soup]
park: what an asshole
[ Bologna Man ]
park: don't look in the mirror and say bologna three times or else bologna man will show up
kazemaru: who?
park: BOLOGNA MAN
kazemaru: you just said it three times
park: shhhIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEET
fudou: here he is. . . . bologna man. . .
[ Little Sister ]
chaeya: eomma ! i want a little sister !
park: what
chaeya: i want a little sister, can you get me one?
kazemaru: yeah, what a good idea, we should get him one !
park: . . . but- but you have cho. what's wrong with cho?
[ Ahnal Feesting ]
hayate: [picks up phone] hello?
jin: DUDE
hayate: what
jin: did you donate four million dollars to flint for clean water
hayate: yeah, how did you know?
jin: because i saw on the news, "flint receives anonymous donation from tag name 'ahnal feesting'."
hayate: AHAHAHHA
jin: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
hayate: OKAY NO, LISTEN LISTEN-- i don't want them, or anyone to know who i am, obviously
jin: . . . YOU COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A NORMAL NAME?
hayate: NO I COULDN'T, GOD DAMN
[ Office ]
kazemaru, on the pa system: park mio, please come to my office. park mio
fudou: ohhh you're in troubleeeee
park: ugh shut up shut up--
/clubroom, or kazemaru's office
park: . . . yes? you called for me?
kazemaru: i did.
park: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . why
kazemaru: i just want to look at you.
[ Detective Pikachu ]
fudou: so what you been up to
kazemaru: well i took mio to see detective pikachu the other day
park: i can SMELL IT, my father is still alive
fudou: [CHOKES]
kazemaru: . . . no. . . you don't. . . have. . . one. . .
[ This is Supposed to be a Hospital ] this one's for Rekka lol
jin: [approaching mai's office] chief i brought the patient repo-
/cue very muffled whispers between mai and atsuya
jin: [immediately turns around back down the hallway] i heard nothing i heard nothing i heard nothing
[ A Family that Cooks Together, Stays Together ]
shindou: kirino do you want to go to park !
kirino: [thinking he meant The Park] sure !
/kazemaru residence
park: [ currently cooking with the children ]
kazemaru: . . . what is going on here
park: meet my new little helpers, shindou and kirino
kirino: i don't know how i ended up here [stirring soup]
[ Nosaka Yuuma ]
anna: i like nosaka but he doesnt feel the same what should i do
park: kill him
anna:
park: just a suggestion
[ Moist ]
nosaka: you were pretty good out there today
park: thanks i been tryna get the ladies nice and MOIST
nosaka: excuse me
[ Period ]
park: ichirouta i just started my period so if i yell at you it's because of my mood change and i apologize in advance
kazemaru: awh, that's alright, you're forgiven
park: hold up I DIDN'T DO SHIT, WHAT ARE YOU ACCUSING ME FOR ???
kazemaru: [nodding] yup. . . gonna be a hard week.
