chrysalism | 𝐁𝐍𝐇𝐀

𝑋𝑋𝐼𝐼𝐼

hi yes i saw this on instagram and had to share it so enjoy

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unknown would like to chat!

open conversation?

yes <

no

y/n has entered the chat!

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unknown
*approaches nervously,
clears throat* k-konichiwa!
i-is this y-y-y/n ?

unknown
well, i sure hope it is!
*boops nose*
i have officially bopped you!
t-to try and have your
a-attention!

i sure hope that's alright
*slowly goes crazy from
nervousness* (;_;)

unknown
i'm sorry i have so much
terrible moment from being
impulsive! i'll wait for your
reply but u know i'm an
idiot >_< *whispers to myself*
i'm not stupid... i'm not
stupid... i'm not stupid!!
(-__- ")

*extends hand, hoping
you'll take it* forgive me for
being so intrusive. i just...
i just... i just... r-r-really
l-l-like you o-o-okay?!
there i said it. now feel free
to banish me... or.. or come
and see what i'm capable of.
i won't let you down.... *i
keep my head down at the
ground, slowly looking up at
you, regaining my posture*
i... i promise >\\\<

unknown
why are you nawt ansawin
me >~< i can really uplift you...
just *stands up taller, showing
off my bulge* give me the
chance... please

unknown
please.... just.. take what i
have to offer... just ask
*opens arms* and ill give it all
you you my yummylicious
nibble bear.

*the ability to keep my distance
is becoming too hard,
i seductively step forward*
you... you know what?! i'll
yell if i have to!! screw
ANYONE ( *｀ω') who says
you cannot be mine. i'm
C O M I N G for you, you
super delectable angel.

i'm gonna show you what real
love is from a real man. just
say it, just ask what i can offer.
let me show you. i'm here right
now do baby call *strokes hair
out of your face* because i'm a
gentleman and will wait for you
to give me Permission.

y/n
i—

what the fuck is this

unknown
*groans from pleasure
and excitement* i've
been right here waiting
this entire time. :3 not
even sleeping, just waiting
for your sweet, sweet
answer, sugar plum.

y/n
LMAO WHAT AM I
READING AND WTF IS IT

WHO ARE YOU

FJDHHSHFGH

unknown
no need for names baby
doll, yours is all that matters.
i may sound... and truthfully
look.... *regretfully saying*
like a widdle gecko, *gets
shy for a moment.... but
rebuilds confidence* but
my tail is big (*/_\ ) let
me.... show you?? OwO

y/n
i'm glad you have a
big tail it means you're
a healthy gecko

unknown
oh my sweet, innocent
widdle girl.. *blushing, letting
out a giggle it two*
i don't mean a tail like THAT
*chuckles.* i mean a different
kind of long thing,
that can make you
forget all about your worries.
it's hear when you want to
see it. *shakes tail*

y/n
first off, it's here,
not, hear

and second, you're
scaring me....
gecko man

unknown
*suddenly feels a strong
pain from low tummy*
w-what's ha-happening

*randomly gives birth*
fine. if you're scared of
me, be that way.
*hands child to you,
runs away*

y/n
i think you might need
some sleep sir.

please i do not want
baby, you'd better pay
child support—

unknown
if- *begins to tear up*
-if you really are scared
of me. my only purpose
has failed and i see
no point in anything.
i was put here for you.
to cuddle and snuggle
you. to make you forget
all your pain. if... if i
can't even do that i
don't even want to be
here anymore.

unknown
little did you know
that this is fucking
JUSTIN BEIBER. yeah.
that's right. i bet you feel
so stupid right now.
you've missed your
chance y/n.... *stops
self from letting you
back in* and you will
forever feel sorry
that you turned me
down.

*disintegrates while
touching your thigh*

y/n
justin beiber is a
lizard person:

c o n f i r m e d

unknown
sorry, this is Justin
Beiber's mother. i
just found a pile of
his dust in his room.
seems like your the
last person he
contacted before
he disintegrated.
he even wrote you
a love song, i see it
written here. i must now
mourn over my dusted
son. i hope you will
descent into hell
and burn for eternity.
goodbye.

y/n
what the fuck.

*you are not able to contact this number as of now!*

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*it pained me to write this im sorry if it pained you to read this—*