Time of My Life {l.h.}

four

"Where have you been?" 

"JESUS! Luke, you scared the living shit out of me." I said, glaring at Luke while he stared at me from the couch in the living room.

"Did you wait up for me?" I asked, giggling and walking over to sit next to him.

"What? No I just wanted to stay up late tonight."

I stared at him for a moment, debating on whether or not I believed him. 

"Whatever." I said, glancing at the tv to see what he was watching.

"Seinfeld? Don't you hate that show?" I asked, looking at him again and he immediately looked away like he had been staring at me. I shrugged it off and turned back to the tv.

"It was either this or Barney...everything else just sucked." He replied and glanced at me. 

"Barney? It's on this late? That's weird." I said.

"Yeah you'd be surprised." 

"What country are we in again?" I asked, smirking at him as he chuckled.

"The wonderful U.S. of A. of course." He said sarcastically. 

"That explains why Barney would be on at close to midnight." I told him.

"So why did you get in so late?" He finally asked like I know he'd been dying to.

"So the jig is up huh?" I replied and he turned to face me.

"Well if there's no jig, then I'd say it's pretty down." Luke said and I rolled my eyes at him. 

"If there was no jig, then there'd be no jig...end of story." I remarked.

This time, Luke rolled his eyes.

"Whatever stop getting sidetracked." Luke mumbled and I smiled.

"Okay, well I may have gone on a date tonight." I said quietly and I immediately felt his body tense beside me. 

"Okay...and?" He said so I took that as "go" and explained the whole thing to him.

"And you know this guy well?" Luke asked after a few moments of silence while I waited for his reaction. 

His teeth were clenched and honestly the behavior was odd, making me wonder if there was something he wasn't telling me.

"Yeah...well I'm getting to know him. Isn't that the point of dating him?" I asked, glancing at him with suspicion. He seemed to be inspecting every word I said. 

Analyzing them over and over, looking for hidden flaws that he can throw back in my face.

"So his name is Colton? What isn't that like the name of a revolver? Oh god, he's named after a gun. He's dangerous Brielle don't see him anymore." Luke sputtered out.

At first I thought he was joking but once I saw his face and realized he was completely serious, I busted up laughing.

"Um, actually it's called a colt and why are you so concerned Luke? You have your own girl to worry about. I can take care of myself." I told him and he grinned. 

"Sure you can baby Brielle. Sure." He said and squished my face to puff up like a fish. 

I swatted his hands away and glared.

"Whatever. I'm going to bed it's late." I said, getting up and starting to walk away. Luke got up as well and I glanced behind me, not noticing the blanket I was about to trip on.

My right foot slipped first and I began to fall back onto Luke. 

We both crashed to the ground and I landed on his crotch.

"OHHH!!" He groaned in pain and told me not to move.

After a minute I began to sit up but then was yanked back down. 

"What happened?!" A voice cried and I looked up to see Mari coming out of her and Luke's shared bedroom. 

"Luke don't fucking pull my hair!" I yelled at the same time.

"I didn't!" He yelled back.

"Yes you did!" I yelled again.

"You're the one who headbutted my balls!" He commented.

"Shut up both of you! You're giving me a headache." Mari said and I glared at her.

Bitch ass.

I started to raise up again, slowly this time and I was still caught.

"Wait...uh...there's a slight problem." Luke said, not moving.

"What!? What is it?" I yelled.

"You're uh...hair is...caught in my uh...zipper." 

"......WHAT!?"

***A/N***

OMG HER HAIR IS CAUGHT OHHHH

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