The Prison Camp Diaries IV : Sting-Pong and T-Shirt Designs

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STING PONG.

LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT STING PONG.

STING PONG IS LIKE THE MOST PAINFUL FORM OF PING PONG AND I CAN TELL YOU NOW THAT IT IS NOT FUN TO LOSE.

IT'S KINDA LIKE BEING BITCH-SLAPPED BY AN OCTOPUS.

PAIN

Table tennis is really big here so everyone plays table tennis. Fun. I played table tennis using a plank of wood. Fun.

But sting pong.

That my friends is emotional trauma wrapped in a ping pong ball.

So anyway. Yesterday I made a T-Shirt design for the T-shirt contest with the words "GNURAD BE TRIPPIN'" And it was awesome. Everyone loved it and I am so proud of it. So I put it on the board and then this kid puts up a picture of Morgan Freemans Face with "Gnurad 2014" On it.

SIGH

And just like that. I have been beaten.

Darn you Morgan Freeman.

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