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1) Every Christmas Wild Cat turns himself into "Santa Claws" leaving kittens to children all over Gotham who believes him and write him letters asking for cats. Catwoman tags along as his "Little Helper"

2) One year, Barbara Gordon dressed up as Starfire and Starfire dressed up as Barbara Gordon for the exclusive purpose of messing with Dick Grayson

3) Mar'i Grayson has a crush on Jon Kent. Not that she'll tell her police officer father, gun enthusiast Uncle Jason, technology-driven Uncle Tim, former assassin Uncle Damian, grandfather Batman, or Alfred Pennyworth anytime soon

4) Dick Grayson smokes. Only five people know this. Bruce Wayne isn't one of them

5) Alfred still punishes att the Bat kids like normal kids and it works. Like "Jason, put your gun away or no dessert for you." Or "Damian until you can learn to use your words to talk, I am taking away your katanas." Or "Master Tim, I am taking your Red Bull and all other caffeine, now go to bed. It's 4am in the morning and the 3rd night you haven't slept." And none of the kids ever dare argue with Alfred because they know they can get around Bruce, but no one dares cross Alfred.

6) Jason Todd used to have a shirt that said 'The Undead Robin'. When Stephanie Brown came back, he modified his shirt to say 'The Undead Robins Club' so she could have one too. Now since both Damian and Dick died and he's gonna get them each one too when they come back, he's considering getting a shirt for Tim that says 'The Not-Dead Robin'

7) People may think that the Flash Family would dominate the Pokemon Go scene but in reality, it's not any of the speedsters, but Damian Wayne that is epic at the game and no one knows how.

8) Red Hood, Red Robin and Oracle are on #TeamIronMan, while Nightwing, Robin and Spoiler are on #TeamCaptainAmerica, Cassandra doesn't care. Bruce says he doesn't care either, but secretly he's on #TeamCaptainAmerica too

9)The girls of the BatFam listen to music while on patrol. Stephanie listens to Drake, Barbara listens to Paramore, Kate listens to Halsey and Cassandra listens to classical music

10) Time Drake listens to Janet Jackson songs whenever he's alone

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