1)
Dick Grayson: Why are you on the floor?
Tim Drake: I have depression
Tim Drake: Also, I've been stabbed six times. Can you get Bruce?
2)
Tim Drake: My line of logic was, "well if you put the sponge in the blender and turn it on, the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so I don't have to do it for ages."
Tim Drake: That's not what happened though
3) Tim Drake did not get trained by Bruce Wayne, Lady Shiva, Rahul Lama, Dick Grayson, Cassandra Cain, Nathan Howe, and the League of Assassins for you to treat him like he's nothing more than tech support
4)
Tim Drake waking up at 2am: BRUCE RHYMES WITH JUICE!!
Tim Drake shaking Bruce Wayne awake at 2am: Hey so did you- stop screaming. it's just me- did you know that your name rhymes with juice?
5)
Tim Drake: I know I just rewatched Star Trek, but will you rewatch Star Trek with me?
6)
Tim Drake: Bruce breaks the 'no names on the field' rule the most, to be honest. Remember the debacle with Jason? "You can change, Jason," "It's my fault, Jason," "Jason, don't kill the Joker, Jason," holy shit calm down B
Dick Grayson: Tim... you weren't even there. How do yo-
Time Drake: I spy on Jason's blog sometimes. I like to send him anon hat
7)
Tim Drake: One time, I was falling to my death and I was like 'at least Bruce will be proud of me' and my therapist tells me that's 'unhealthy', whatever that means
8)
Tim Drake: I actually have a rule. No one can mention Kon's name but me. The rule's called 'Tims a Hypocrite'
9)
Time Drake: I want to sleep for 40 hours
Barbara Gordon: Yeah, you know that's called a coma right?
Tim Drake: God, that sounds so refreshing. I could totally go for a light coma right now
10)
Jason Todd: *holding Tim's book above his head while standing on the edge of the couch*
Tim Drake: GIVE ME BACK MY BOOK JAY
Jason Todd: NEVER! *sticks out his tongue and suddenly loses his balance and falls off the couch and lands on Tim, and his tongue touches Tim's eyeball*
Tim Drake: WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU LICKED MY EYEBALL!!
Jason Todd: WHAT THE FUCK?! I DIDN'T MEAN TOO!! SHIT, I CAN FEEL YOUR GERMS ON MY TONGUE!!
Tim Drake: I'M GOING BLIND!!
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Batfam Facts for Newbies
RandomI got bored and, well, I know a lot about the batfamily. I'll mention some stuff about other families too maybe, who knows? A bunch of different stuff, some will involve my opinions.
