Santa needs new raindeer
the first batch had grown old,
Danker has arthritis
and Comed hates cold,
Dinner is sick of being
at Dasher's big behind,
Cupid married Olivia
and Kevin lost his mind.
George is mad for Vixen
for stepping on her toes,
Vixen has been thrown out
because she laughed at Rudolph's nose.
So if you are a raindeer we hope you will apply
but there is one tricky part
you must know how to flyyy
