"Polly."
"Yeah?"
"Why did you list the members of Arcade Fire as members of our wedding party? I'm sitting here trying to put people together so that they don't kill each other and I just see fifty names and one of them is Win Butler."
"I thought it'd be fun to invite them."
"They can't come. They're celebrities."
"Ha! You said celebrities can't come."
"Oh grow up."

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